I pray to G-d there is no Crocodile Hunter slash.
Given the stuff just about writes itself, I'd say you'll need to pray harder.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jan 02, 2006 4:30:21 pm PST #2846 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
erikaj - Jan 02, 2006 4:33:06 pm PST #2847 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Ew.
billytea - Jan 02, 2006 4:37:44 pm PST #2848 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ew.
One thing that really impressed me was when he designed a new box to make roping and crating crocodiles easier. Guy's building his own bondage gear, and I reckon it'll take a real pounding and keep on bounding! Sorry, for the American audience, take a real ponding and keep on bonding. Sorry, I mean to say for the American adience.
Can you believe the Australian Tourism Board turned me down? ...Yeah, me too. Bloody tourists.
erikaj - Jan 02, 2006 4:50:56 pm PST #2849 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Wiseass. What? there's no "u" in it! But I'm not really sure what Noah Webster was thinking...how did it build us as a nation to be the only English-speaking weirdos who don't follow those conventions? And I think he had other ideas that nobody took to as well.
erikaj - Jan 02, 2006 4:51:00 pm PST #2850 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
billytea - Jan 02, 2006 4:53:09 pm PST #2851 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Wiseass. What? there's no "u" in it!
No, but it could be arranged, for a reasonable fee. All this cold be yors!
meara - Jan 02, 2006 4:59:00 pm PST #2852 of 10001
Oh come on. If there's Carebears S&M, Croc Hunter S&M slash is like...well, child's play's already taken in that comparison. Hmm...
billytea - Jan 02, 2006 5:00:19 pm PST #2853 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh come on. If there's Carebears S&M, Croc Hunter S&M slash is like...well, child's play's already taken in that comparison. Hmm...
The big question is whether they stick to Homo sapiens.
Sean K - Jan 02, 2006 5:00:42 pm PST #2854 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I think I may have once said, long ago, that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body, but I certainly don't say it (or even really think it) any more. Partially so as not to sound like a smarmy jackhole, and partially because, as meara said, using it as a "I'm not an asshole like most guys" phrase is just not right.
I think when I did say it, that's sort of what I meant -- not an asshole like most other guys.... comfortable with gayness, both in others and myself, but wanting sex with women, and not men.
But there's just no getting around the fact that it makes you sound like a smarmy jackhole, and it's not really what you mean.
Sean K - Jan 02, 2006 5:02:00 pm PST #2855 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
If there's Carebears S&M, Croc Hunter S&M slash is like...well, child's play's already taken in that comparison.
"Oh jes. We invented all kinds of dances here -- the Lambada, the Macarena. We are working on a new dance. It makes sex look like a CHURCH."