Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Jan 02, 2006 8:56:44 am PST #2775 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jars! You're all pink!


amych - Jan 02, 2006 9:02:47 am PST #2776 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Jars, you're fabulous! Plus, now I know where to find you on LJ.....


Aims - Jan 02, 2006 9:03:38 am PST #2777 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

LOVE the pink hair, Jars! That looked like a fun NYE!


Jars - Jan 02, 2006 9:04:08 am PST #2778 of 10001

Jars! You're all pink!

All the cool kids are doing it!


erikaj - Jan 02, 2006 9:19:49 am PST #2779 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I've met another man who calls himself a "lesbian in a man's body," Despite being a Kinsey 1, I propose a room in Special Hell for these guys...nothing too awful. They can just sit next to the "Hot enough for you?" people and the TGIF people in the "Here's Your Sign" suite. Should I take that to Bureau?


DCJensen - Jan 02, 2006 9:32:00 am PST #2780 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I've met another man who calls himself a "lesbian in a man's body,"

Did you ask him "so when's the operation?"


erikaj - Jan 02, 2006 9:33:33 am PST #2781 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

No, you know, I should've...great answer, DCJ.


Eddie - Jan 02, 2006 9:37:31 am PST #2782 of 10001
Your tag here.

lesbian in a man's body

I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. What does that mean?


DCJensen - Jan 02, 2006 9:37:55 am PST #2783 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

t tips his hat

My pleasure, I'm sure.


Fay - Jan 02, 2006 9:44:24 am PST #2784 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

What does that mean?

That he ate a lesbian?

t sheepish ...well, I must admit that I've occasionally called myself a gay man in a woman's body, on the basis of being camp as tits, loving Judy, Marilyn, Gloria Gaynor et al and having more of a Drag Queen sensibility than a girly sensibility. Um. Oh, and loving gay porn. Um. But I don't want to have any operations. And besides, I fancy girls at least as much as boys. So - not so much with the accuracy. But quite good shorthand for "I'm not just a faghag, dahling, I'm a queen!"

OTOH, the "lesbian in a man's body" assertion sounds a bit like men calling themselves feminists. Which isn't something I entirely discredit, but is the kind of claim that tends to make me raise my eyebrows a little.