Deena, how old are Kara and Nick. She is sooo creative with her wacky torture!
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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Things are being hidden in blankies. awwwwwwww
Hmm... it appears any number of the friends may have nailed the dead chick. Its like if a 'ffista died at the F2F and their Mom showed up.
Things are being hidden in blankies. awwwwwwwwAnd by things, we mean puppycats. Every so often she becomes a tunneler. Give her some buck teeth, shave her and you've the world's biggest mole rat. And possibly the dumbest.
I should remember not to fall asleep on the floor tonight in front of the fireplace. I am too damn old for that.
Awwww.... now she's teaching the tight-ass how to be a real mother.
Too old for fireplace napping? UNPOSSIBLE!!!!!
Self-burrying counts, IMHO.
Well I like the fireplace napping but when the soreness lasts a brazilian times longer than the hangover, it's time to rethink sleeping arrangements.
Put an air mattress in front of the fireplace. Or a bearskin rug.
Oh dear, now DK has found out the dead daughter did 'shrooms and is going to help the friends finish off her stash.
Now they're all high as kites at this Hampton's party and the baby they've been toting around for three days has vanished. Oh dear.
Or a bearskin rug.That would just be inviting trouble. Though the cats might like to hiss at it. Or pretend they killed it.
BWAHHHH!!!!!! turns out the dead chick had an abortion and the married friend she had an affair with spilled it to the crazy diane keaton mom. this is AWESOME -- drugs, abortion, and now someone is overhearing it on the baby intercom!!!!!!