Things are being hidden in blankies. awwwwwwww
And by things, we mean puppycats. Every so often she becomes a tunneler. Give her some buck teeth, shave her and you've the world's biggest mole rat. And possibly the dumbest.
I should remember not to fall asleep on the floor tonight in front of the fireplace. I am too damn old for that.
Awwww.... now she's
teaching the tight-ass how to be a real mother.
Too old for fireplace napping? UNPOSSIBLE!!!!!
Self-burrying counts, IMHO.
Well I like the fireplace napping but when the soreness lasts a brazilian times longer than the hangover, it's time to rethink sleeping arrangements.
Put an air mattress in front of the fireplace. Or a bearskin rug.
Oh dear, now DK
has found out the dead daughter did 'shrooms and is going to help the friends finish off her stash.
Now
they're all high as kites at this Hampton's party and the baby they've been toting around for three days has vanished. Oh dear.
Or a bearskin rug.
That would just be inviting trouble. Though the cats might like to hiss at it. Or pretend they killed it.
BWAHHHH!!!!!!
turns out the dead chick had an abortion and the married friend she had an affair with spilled it to the crazy diane keaton mom. this is AWESOME -- drugs, abortion, and now someone is overhearing it on the baby intercom!!!!!!
EVERYONE is overhearing it!!!!!!!
Kitties are tigers and kill bears!
You SLEPT with her? You had SEX with my BEST FRIEND and she had an ABORTION?!?!?!
We both slept with her.
I wasn't MARRIED then! I hadn't MET you yet!!!
Its epic