Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Almare - Dec 30, 2005 2:51:51 pm PST #2385 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

Also, baby is beautiful.


Fay - Dec 30, 2005 2:51:56 pm PST #2386 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

::is ded from the cute::

('specially 'bored now'. I know it's silly to adore a child I've never met, but, damn, Tickybox is unspeakably adorable.)


Steph L. - Dec 30, 2005 3:01:39 pm PST #2387 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

This is the best Squeakaboo picture EVAH: [link] , mostly b/c of the perfectness of the caption.

Also, The Cold I Got For Christmas Because Santa Is A Right Bastard is really driving me nuts. I think the Blob crawled into my sinus cavity and set up camp.

However, I have spent the day reading comics (Justice League Elite, which ended up being really interesting, and CoIE, which made my head hurt).

And I'm now watching the Princess Diaries, just b/c they're on Disney channel, and I've never seen it before.


Lee - Dec 30, 2005 3:07:34 pm PST #2388 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Will someone come and make my apartment pretty for Juliana, or at least habitable, while I stretch out on the sofa and watch TV?

I'll give you a cookie.


amych - Dec 30, 2005 3:10:31 pm PST #2389 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Perkins, you need Roomba.

ROOMBA. ROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBAAAAAA!


Lee - Dec 30, 2005 3:10:58 pm PST #2390 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hee.


amych - Dec 30, 2005 3:11:46 pm PST #2391 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, I'm in love with a snarky robot. AND... what's that green light?... IT'S RECHARGED!


Ginger - Dec 30, 2005 3:16:54 pm PST #2392 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The Dubious Lily and the Fuzzy Thing pictures are hysterical. She's darling and her mother is gorgeous. [link]


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 3:19:09 pm PST #2393 of 10001
What is even happening?

Lillian is all that, and a bag of chips.


Almare - Dec 30, 2005 3:22:13 pm PST #2394 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

EDIT: I did a bad thing. Shhh!