Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Dec 30, 2005 9:37:45 am PST #2326 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

A work friend gave me a few packets of Mango tea cause she knows I drink tea like crazy here....but I don't like it. Luckily she is not in today, so the remaining packets will just go poof.


beth b - Dec 30, 2005 9:45:39 am PST #2327 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Matt worked from home 'til about 10. I have to go into work today. It is going to be DEADLY DULL. I'm thinking of various ways to liven up the library....otherwise it will probbably mean the death of an 8-12 yr old boy, just 'casue they are driving me crazy and I have nothing else to do.

eta: I swear I type in code


DCJensen - Dec 30, 2005 10:10:47 am PST #2328 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Poor Harvey cat. He was woken up by my cat stacking being too loud.


Fay - Dec 30, 2005 11:08:01 am PST #2329 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Not the first time I've heard about it, but still - weasel poop coffee. ick. Presumably that coffee REALLY tastes like ass.


Cass - Dec 30, 2005 12:01:10 pm PST #2330 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Groceries have been shopped. Cats have been fed (and disturbed because I washed their food bowls and nothing freaks out a puppycat like not having food Right In Front Of Her.). Dishes have been done. Plans have been made with the fix-it guy to once again fix my faucet (kittens on "I'm getting a new one.") while I am gone. Laundry has been put off due to sloth and time restraints. Must clean cat box, shower, pack an overnight bag and head up to the folks now. Hoping for a night shift tonight.

Anyone ever notice that (.)(.) looks like boobies? Cause it can't just be me. Not in this crowd.


Cashmere - Dec 30, 2005 12:03:13 pm PST #2331 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

She said, hand to forehead, "He's crying because he's so worried about me." And she was serious.

BWAHAHAHA!

Funniest. Kid. Evar.

Absolutely.

I had conjunctivitis once. *shudder*

We went to a matinee of Walk the Line. Reese Witherspoon has moved from "cute" to "beautiful" in my book.

DH has to find a suit for this Spring. He's notoriously picky and hard to fit. He has NO idea what he wants and is trying to research material, cut, patterns and style. This is a man who owns two pairs of shoes, two pairs of jeans and has had the same windbreaker jacket for seven years. Our excursions for suit shopping have often ended in arguments and tears.

I just want to hire a personal shopper for him for this particular event.


Aims - Dec 30, 2005 12:04:51 pm PST #2332 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t raises hand

I'll do it! I love shopping for and with men!


Cashmere - Dec 30, 2005 12:06:18 pm PST #2333 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'll do it! I love shopping for and with men!

I practically guarantee you'd want to smack him after an hour. "What's worsted wool?" "What the hell is seersucker?" "Is linen cotten?" *sigh*


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 12:10:46 pm PST #2334 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know Nordstrom's has personal shoppers, Cash. Send him off there.


Aims - Dec 30, 2005 12:12:22 pm PST #2335 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I practically guarantee you'd want to smack him after an hour. "What's worsted wool?" "What the hell is seersucker?" "Is linen cotten?" *sigh*

Nah - I just turn into Roberta Phalange and start making shit up.