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Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 6:15:35 am PST #2299 of 10001
What is even happening?

The Barry piece: [link]


Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 6:16:23 am PST #2300 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And my point is made:

This column was originally published Nov. 9, 1997.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 6:18:29 am PST #2301 of 10001
What is even happening?

See how there's two dates there, Jess. I think maybe Barry's column first started getting published (in that paper) in '97. The other date is a March, 2005 one, which seems to match what the Miami Herald has, here: [link]

The Daily News link took forever to load, when I tried it from this page.


Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 6:19:53 am PST #2302 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No, because I remember reading that exact column in high school. It's an old one.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 6:21:25 am PST #2303 of 10001
What is even happening?

I know I read it a while ago, but for me a while ago = sometime between last year and my birth.


Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 6:23:13 am PST #2304 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I know I still lived at home when it was first published, because that's the last time I subscribed to a paper that ran Dave Barry columns.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 6:44:39 am PST #2305 of 10001
What is even happening?

The Boston Globe magazine (or Barry's syndicator) may have rerun old columns at some point, when Barry was on a break. I know I've known about the poopachino for a while, but have no idea how long.


Deena - Dec 30, 2005 6:51:17 am PST #2306 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Cindy, I did see you mention the raptorgirl on LJ. I guess it's someone who wants to cash in on Kara's notoriety.

We're back with about 5 prescriptions. Kara got one, Aidan got a pre-emptive one, Greg got one for a sinus infection and a narcotic cough syrup, and then she made me jump up on the table and I got one for sinus infection too. I knew I had the infection, I was just ignoring it in the hopes that it would go away. Love how we spend 10 minutes at the doctor and spend a week's worth of grocery money. She was very cool, though, and we're home and about to have mac and cheese.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 6:53:14 am PST #2307 of 10001
What is even happening?

Love how we spend 10 minutes at the doctor and spend a week's worth of grocery money. She was very cool, though, and we're home and about to have mac and cheese.
It's a trade-off. You're now broke, but you didn't have to keep running back everyday to get broke. You got broke all at once.


Deena - Dec 30, 2005 7:00:06 am PST #2308 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Yeah, do it fast. It doesn't hurt any less, but it's over sooner.