Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 6:21:25 am PST #2303 of 10001
What is even happening?

I know I read it a while ago, but for me a while ago = sometime between last year and my birth.


Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 6:23:13 am PST #2304 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I know I still lived at home when it was first published, because that's the last time I subscribed to a paper that ran Dave Barry columns.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 6:44:39 am PST #2305 of 10001
What is even happening?

The Boston Globe magazine (or Barry's syndicator) may have rerun old columns at some point, when Barry was on a break. I know I've known about the poopachino for a while, but have no idea how long.


Deena - Dec 30, 2005 6:51:17 am PST #2306 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Cindy, I did see you mention the raptorgirl on LJ. I guess it's someone who wants to cash in on Kara's notoriety.

We're back with about 5 prescriptions. Kara got one, Aidan got a pre-emptive one, Greg got one for a sinus infection and a narcotic cough syrup, and then she made me jump up on the table and I got one for sinus infection too. I knew I had the infection, I was just ignoring it in the hopes that it would go away. Love how we spend 10 minutes at the doctor and spend a week's worth of grocery money. She was very cool, though, and we're home and about to have mac and cheese.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 6:53:14 am PST #2307 of 10001
What is even happening?

Love how we spend 10 minutes at the doctor and spend a week's worth of grocery money. She was very cool, though, and we're home and about to have mac and cheese.
It's a trade-off. You're now broke, but you didn't have to keep running back everyday to get broke. You got broke all at once.


Deena - Dec 30, 2005 7:00:06 am PST #2308 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Yeah, do it fast. It doesn't hurt any less, but it's over sooner.


DCJensen - Dec 30, 2005 7:04:42 am PST #2309 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Why do people still think kopi luwak coffee is news, I wonder?

Because not everyone is omniscient, and being widely read is reletive?

I'm not a coffee drinker, and I just read it in an oddly stories column.

I guess my hip urban cred is shot, huh?


Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2005 7:08:07 am PST #2310 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DCJ, you're salt of the earth. Not the weasel-poop-coffee earth is all.


Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 7:19:03 am PST #2311 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sorry Daniel -- my snark was meant for Reuters, not you. (It's like the neverending series of "OMGCHRISTMASISREALLYSATURNALIA!!!" articles we get this time of year -- is it really too much to ask that journalists do a quick Google to make sure that ten thousand people haven't already written the article you're about to publish?)


erikaj - Dec 30, 2005 7:20:46 am PST #2312 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Sometimes it seems like they could and it wouldn't matter. Somebody would insist.