You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Dec 29, 2005 7:42:33 am PST #2108 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I wish I were skiing.

My office is half-empty, and those of us who are here have nothing to do. I should turn the radio up really loud.


Fay - Dec 29, 2005 7:57:41 am PST #2109 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Random Question:

What Is "air-popped" popcorn? Does this mean popcorn one has cooked in a pan, using a bit of olive oil? Or is it some other method I know not?


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2005 8:01:24 am PST #2110 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, Fay. They have machines that'll pop corn without any added fat.


Fay - Dec 29, 2005 8:04:43 am PST #2111 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Well, shit. I was afraid of that.

pouts

FINE. Stupid first-world gadgetry. I shall continue to make popcorn Chez Jay in Egypt using a splash of virgin olive oil in a pan, albeit a trifle more guiltily. It's still healthier than crisps.

...it is healthier than crisps, isn't it? And things like that? Or have I been fooling myself?


amych - Dec 29, 2005 8:07:42 am PST #2112 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fay, yes, by far.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 29, 2005 8:09:30 am PST #2113 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

olive oil is one of the "good fats", cholesterol- and heart-wise. Monounsaturated and all that.


Gudanov - Dec 29, 2005 8:09:45 am PST #2114 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

They still make air poppers? I thought that the microwave had crushed all inferior popcorn popping machines.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 29, 2005 8:09:50 am PST #2115 of 10001
What is even happening?

Far healthier than crisps--there's fiber, and tastier than air popped popcorn. The air popped popcorn doesn't cut it for me. For one thing, the salt doesn't stick. Also, you need a little fat in foods, to make them satisfying.


Pix - Dec 29, 2005 8:09:58 am PST #2116 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Timelies, Bitches.

My apartment looks like the Cat in the Hat got loose in it. Today, I unpack and organize. Oh, and also, getting my hair cut into a sassy angled bob this afternoon.


Sean K - Dec 29, 2005 8:39:37 am PST #2117 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My apartment looks like the Cat in the Hat got loose in it.

I can attest to this. When last I left it, things were all stacked on top of other things willy nilly. All that was missing was a talking goldfish.