Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Dec 29, 2005 7:57:41 am PST #2109 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Random Question:

What Is "air-popped" popcorn? Does this mean popcorn one has cooked in a pan, using a bit of olive oil? Or is it some other method I know not?


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2005 8:01:24 am PST #2110 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, Fay. They have machines that'll pop corn without any added fat.


Fay - Dec 29, 2005 8:04:43 am PST #2111 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Well, shit. I was afraid of that.

pouts

FINE. Stupid first-world gadgetry. I shall continue to make popcorn Chez Jay in Egypt using a splash of virgin olive oil in a pan, albeit a trifle more guiltily. It's still healthier than crisps.

...it is healthier than crisps, isn't it? And things like that? Or have I been fooling myself?


amych - Dec 29, 2005 8:07:42 am PST #2112 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fay, yes, by far.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 29, 2005 8:09:30 am PST #2113 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

olive oil is one of the "good fats", cholesterol- and heart-wise. Monounsaturated and all that.


Gudanov - Dec 29, 2005 8:09:45 am PST #2114 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

They still make air poppers? I thought that the microwave had crushed all inferior popcorn popping machines.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 29, 2005 8:09:50 am PST #2115 of 10001
What is even happening?

Far healthier than crisps--there's fiber, and tastier than air popped popcorn. The air popped popcorn doesn't cut it for me. For one thing, the salt doesn't stick. Also, you need a little fat in foods, to make them satisfying.


Pix - Dec 29, 2005 8:09:58 am PST #2116 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Timelies, Bitches.

My apartment looks like the Cat in the Hat got loose in it. Today, I unpack and organize. Oh, and also, getting my hair cut into a sassy angled bob this afternoon.


Sean K - Dec 29, 2005 8:39:37 am PST #2117 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My apartment looks like the Cat in the Hat got loose in it.

I can attest to this. When last I left it, things were all stacked on top of other things willy nilly. All that was missing was a talking goldfish.


Trudy Booth - Dec 29, 2005 8:43:06 am PST #2118 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

OMG, Sean stole the talking goldfish!