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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Dec 27, 2005 4:13:44 am PST #1754 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Billytea, my love, you sound like a man who needs a hug. And a stiff drink. And possibly a matter transporter. And a trip to the zoo. And maybe a pony.

No, no, I'm feeling rather mellow right now. Family good. But loud and intrusive. No matter! I have car. Ergo, I rock!


Topic!Cindy - Dec 27, 2005 4:35:19 am PST #1755 of 10001
What is even happening?

Ugh. I've decided to donate my car to charity, and become a responsible, carless individual. It's going to take the car donation people 4-5 business days to pick up my car. I don't think the car fixing place will hold it that long. I have *no* idea what to do with it.

I'd ask to speak to the owner at the mechanic shop, and then tell the owner you want to donate the car to charity, and ask if they can indulge you the few days on their lot.


vw bug - Dec 27, 2005 4:43:09 am PST #1756 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'd ask to speak to the owner at the mechanic shop, and then tell the owner you want to donate the car to charity, and ask if they can indulge you the few days on their lot.

I did. They won't. They don't have room. I get that. I'll figure something out.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 27, 2005 4:43:16 am PST #1757 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'd ask to speak to the owner at the mechanic shop, and then tell the owner you want to donate the car to charity, and ask if they can indulge you the few days on their lot.

Yes, because it's Christmas! And, and, charity!

I need a new winter coat.

I am at work, infecting co-workers and fellow commuters alike. I'd asked my boss if I could take today off, last week, and was denied, because of having to babysit a project that should have been completed last week, and my boss being on vacation. So I figured after that was laid out that I couldn't really call out.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 27, 2005 4:58:53 am PST #1758 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I did. They won't. They don't have room. I get that. I'll figure something out.

Well, fie on them in the holiday spirit. They'll get theirs.


SuziQ - Dec 27, 2005 5:07:50 am PST #1759 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

vw - that is surprising. Will they move it out to a space on the road near the shop for you?


Topic!Cindy - Dec 27, 2005 5:07:59 am PST #1760 of 10001
What is even happening?

You tell 'em, Nora. That's just rotten.

vw, I'd say you could have it towed here, but with my mother's car here, and the rental, we're all filled up, and there's no (overnight) on-street parking allowed in our town, in the winter.


Cashmere - Dec 27, 2005 5:19:15 am PST #1761 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

vw, do you have a neighbor who might have off-street space? Or could your landlord know someone in the area that would let you park it for a couple of days?


Spidra Webster - Dec 27, 2005 5:25:56 am PST #1762 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Mom and dad dropped off mom’s car for me on Christmas Adam (the day before Christmas Eve…it’s a joke my brothers and I made up when we were little).

This is so cool.

If I were in your shoes and couldn't find a friend with an off-street space, I'd have the car towed to the nearest street with no time limitations and no fussy neighbors. In more urban neighborhoods people tend not to call in and report parked cars unless they're there for weeks.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 27, 2005 5:30:48 am PST #1763 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

tow it to Tom's and my old street in S-ville. E me if you want an address to use. It's not permit parking and, barring snow emergency, parking is pretty mellow and plentiful.