You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Dec 24, 2005 9:33:17 am PST #1511 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Just in case SPP doesn't have time to drop by today, I must note in her stead (though no doubt she'd say it much more racily) that "covered in chocolate" is not in the least incompatible with "pretty."


Aims - Dec 24, 2005 9:38:37 am PST #1512 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have no idea what to cook tomorrow.

I am afeared of whole chickens and don't feel like tackling a turkey. I don't know how to cook roasts and fish seems, well, too Norwegian for an Irish man and a German lady.

Maybe we'll have Christmas Tacos.

Any siggestions?

{{{juliana}}} and Daniel, shit. I have no words.


WindSparrow - Dec 24, 2005 9:45:49 am PST #1513 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Aimee, if you have a big enough crock pot, you just lump the whole chicken into it, sprinkle with garlic, pepper, salt and cinnamon. Cook on low for about six hours, maybe a bit longer if it isn't thawed. Easy as (eating) pie.


WindSparrow - Dec 24, 2005 9:46:31 am PST #1514 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Alternatively, pork roast smothered in apples and onions which have been sauteed in red wine.


Aims - Dec 24, 2005 9:47:06 am PST #1515 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That's a possibilty.

I am flakey with the Christmas food this year.


Sean K - Dec 24, 2005 9:53:05 am PST #1516 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

What are you planning? Just dinner at home with the four eating machines?


Aims - Dec 24, 2005 9:55:20 am PST #1517 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Pretty much.

Four??


Sean K - Dec 24, 2005 9:57:53 am PST #1518 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

MM, Punk, Ollie, Elliott. Okay, it's not like all the cat does is eat, but it's not like he does much else around the house either, being, you know, cat.


Aims - Dec 24, 2005 10:01:50 am PST #1519 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Heh.

What are you guys doing?


Typo Boy - Dec 24, 2005 10:07:41 am PST #1520 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

A Holiday wish for the Buffistas, and all the asshat bossistas etc...

Peace On Earth: Death to Our Enemies.