as someone who is suddenly greatful that all that happened to me today was getting my car stolen
See, this is the kind of qualifier that nobody should ever have to utter.
I'm so sorry about your car, Frank. Granted, nobody's bleeding or missing a limb or fired, but it's still a huge load of misery to get flopped in your lap first thing in the morning right before Christmas.
I would tell 2005 to kiss my ass, but 2005 is unworthy of my ass. 2005 can go kiss Tom Delay's indicted ass, is what it can kiss.
What a suck ass day! {{Daniel}}{{Fay}}{{Frank}} May 2006 bring much better things to your life. And to all the rest of the Bitches. Damn, this year can't end soon enough!
Frank, I'm so sorry about the car.
So I found out a few hours ago that my DxH hasn't yet told his mother or brother about the impending divorce.
How
did I find out? Because they sent me presents.
headdesk
Okay, this needs to stop now. BAD 2005. No cookie.
You're getting a divorce? I'm so sorry.
Gud, yep. It's been in the works since last spring, though I didn't announce it to the board until the fall.
On the upside, out of that sadness came one wonderful thing--I ended up falling in love with some craxy Buffista in a kilt.
Oh Kristin, how chicken-shit of him.
2005, you are on notice - one more week...make it GOOD.
Frank, it is exceedingly crappy that your car got stolen. You have my sympathies. Also, I would like to include the thief in my list of people I would like to duck tape together.
{{{Kristin}}}
On the upside, out of that sadness came one wonderful thing--I ended up falling in love with some craxy Buffista in a kilt.
Cool! I'm glad that a silver lining has appeared.
Kind of down and dirty, but some of Emmett's recent artwork. Jilli will like some of these.
Mr. Afro
I
t heart
Mr. Afro. Bunches and bunches.
Unrelated to Emmett's art, I grew up in a household in which Brazil nuts were, in fact, referred to as "nigger toes." If I'm remembering correctly, I didn't know what their correct name was until I was 7 or 8. I didn't like to eat them, so I never really used the term in conversation, but....yeah. I cringe to remember that.
