This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Dec 15, 2005 8:21:10 am PST #14 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

January 14th is looking like a good day. juliana will be in Berkeley, and I have an appointment for a facial.

I'm not paying any attention today. It's acting up, and I refuse to reward it.


Lee - Dec 15, 2005 8:22:03 am PST #15 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm not paying any attention today. It's acting up, and I refuse to reward it.

I like this approach, I shall try it.


Betsy HP - Dec 15, 2005 8:22:22 am PST #16 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yes, but what guarantees you'll go crazy like Prince instead of crazy like Tom Cruise?


ChiKat - Dec 15, 2005 8:22:30 am PST #17 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Shiny!


Betsy HP - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:11 am PST #18 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Or (gasp) Crispin Glover? Nobody wants a friend to turn into Crispin Glover.


Nicole - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:31 am PST #19 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Puppies...and Christmas! Right on!


SuziQ - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:32 am PST #20 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My first post in the new thread - must think of something significant to bring to the table.

Oh - CJ got suspended for 2 days. I just picked him up from school.

FUCK.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:42 am PST #21 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

what guarantees you'll go crazy like Prince instead of crazy like Tom Cruise

There are no guarantees in life. Prince would have told you that, Tom wouldn't.

Exactly.


Stephanie - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:46 am PST #22 of 10001
Trust my rage

juliana, i think the idea of just assuming they won't check the weight thing is a good idea. I've flown with my dogs many, many times. They hardly look at the paperwork and have never weighed them. Plus, it seems unlikely that they would weigh the cat separate from the carrier.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:53 am PST #23 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

top 20 would be good...

ETA - dang. I'll take top 25.

Carry on.