Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:42 am PST #21 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

what guarantees you'll go crazy like Prince instead of crazy like Tom Cruise

There are no guarantees in life. Prince would have told you that, Tom wouldn't.

Exactly.


Stephanie - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:46 am PST #22 of 10001
Trust my rage

juliana, i think the idea of just assuming they won't check the weight thing is a good idea. I've flown with my dogs many, many times. They hardly look at the paperwork and have never weighed them. Plus, it seems unlikely that they would weigh the cat separate from the carrier.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:53 am PST #23 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

top 20 would be good...

ETA - dang. I'll take top 25.

Carry on.


Nicole - Dec 15, 2005 8:25:51 am PST #24 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I'm so sorry, MG.


Betsy HP - Dec 15, 2005 8:25:55 am PST #25 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Oh, frell, Maidengurl. Hearty mother-to-mother sympathies. What happened?


sumi - Dec 15, 2005 8:27:15 am PST #26 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Oh no Maidengurl!


Stephanie - Dec 15, 2005 8:27:26 am PST #27 of 10001
Trust my rage

MG, that is a real bummer.


vw bug - Dec 15, 2005 8:27:37 am PST #28 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, MG. I'm so sorry.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 8:27:42 am PST #29 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jaysus, MG. That's awful.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 15, 2005 8:28:00 am PST #30 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

oh, crapola, MG. Totally the last thing you all needed.