Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Dec 22, 2005 9:16:50 am PST #1167 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I increased the budget by $229.4 BILLION DOLLARS! I am powerful!!

Seriously - let freaking Charles Grodin in there - he'll fix the budget.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 22, 2005 9:17:17 am PST #1168 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

they said they would ship out the cellars the week of Dec. 12. They shipped mine out on Monday. They have ignored my requests for tracking numbers or even how it was shipped.


Calli - Dec 22, 2005 9:18:16 am PST #1169 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Oh, that's fun Gud! I managed to cut the deficit by billions just by lowering military spending and cutting corporate tax cuts. And I even managed to bump education, science, and health up a bit at the same time.

Y'all should totally vote for me.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2005 9:18:47 am PST #1170 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Teppy, how is Big Boss! How's his arm?

He looks SO good. Bear in mind he's 74, and by all rights he should have died, you know? People half his age frequently die from flesh-eating bacteria infections. When he first got back to Cincy in May-June, he was thin as a bone, very jaundiced, and confined to bed.

He still tires easily, but he's walking with a cane, he's no longer jaundiced, he's regained most of the weight, and he's as energetic as it's possible to be, I suppose. He doesn't have a prosthetic arm yet, and in fact, I don't know if he's going to get one. I haven't heard.

Man. I could not be happier right now.


Aims - Dec 22, 2005 9:19:57 am PST #1171 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It was shipped by this guy named Lot. Don't go back to the site.


juliana - Dec 22, 2005 9:20:37 am PST #1172 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Yay for Teppy's Big!Boss!

OMG, these guys are taking forever. We're going on 4 hours now....


Calli - Dec 22, 2005 9:25:37 am PST #1173 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm glad to hear that your boss is doing well, Steph.

Hmmm. I just headed off a major scheduling problem at work. (A mixture of crossed signals, holiday leave, and coworkers juggling babies, full-time work, and law school.) And no one's particularly pissed off. And, aside from the heading off conversations, I didn't end up having to do extra work. I should totally be in management of some sort.


Trudy Booth - Dec 22, 2005 9:30:31 am PST #1174 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Man, walking with a cane has got to be a beeeeee-yotch when you only have one arm.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 9:30:35 am PST #1175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it would only be people who paid taxes who would get to "vote"

Since I can't vote-vote, can I keep all my income, then?

Steph, that's great. Really great.


vw bug - Dec 22, 2005 9:30:54 am PST #1176 of 10001
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