Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Dec 22, 2005 8:23:04 am PST #1123 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

juliana, I'm just so sorry that you have to go through this; but I have total faith that you are brave and strong enough to survive it and not be broken by it. My cell number should be floating somewhere around your gmail account if you need to rant or vent.

Some women ovulate more than once a month.

Yeah, but I've been monitoring fairly diligently, and unless the peesticks fib I haven't managed even once this month so far. Which is typical for me; without BC pills, I average 5 or 6 periods a year and always have.

When I was a kid, I came across a nauseated kid in some book, I can't remember what or by whom, who spelled it "gnawsher." Which always seemed a much more viscerally true spelling than the official one.


Deena - Dec 22, 2005 8:23:23 am PST #1124 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Juliana, strength to you.


Aims - Dec 22, 2005 8:23:58 am PST #1125 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

{{{{juliana}}}}


Sparky1 - Dec 22, 2005 8:23:59 am PST #1126 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

{{juliana}}

Congratulations, Aimee!


beth b - Dec 22, 2005 8:26:00 am PST #1127 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay for Aimee

extra love and hugs to juliana


Calli - Dec 22, 2005 8:27:27 am PST #1128 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Much strength~ma and hope~ma to juliana.

And congrats on the bonus, Aimée!


DavidS - Dec 22, 2005 8:41:32 am PST #1129 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Goddammit. Didn't JZ get screwed on her OT pay for this month too? Did you two forget to sacrifice your goat or something?

Actually my OT was there. Unfortunately there was so much of it, that it pushed me into a higher tax bracket and I got freakin' reemed on the taxes. Oy. It sucks.

I don't want the fucko Federal Govt to have my hard work extra hours money!


Spidra Webster - Dec 22, 2005 8:41:51 am PST #1130 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yup. Hugs to juliana.


tommyrot - Dec 22, 2005 8:42:22 am PST #1131 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hec, you'll get most of it back at tax time, right?


JZ - Dec 22, 2005 8:46:19 am PST #1132 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hec, you'll get most of it back at tax time, right?

::falls off chair giggling helplessly::

::of note, the giggly face is virtually indistinguishable from a rictus of unimaginable pain and suffering::