Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Dec 22, 2005 5:42:12 am PST #1080 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Does anyone know if stores still sell that Fudge In A Box stuff? Or does anyone have a super simple fudge recipe? I promised to make it this year for Christmas day.

Nicole, you have a microwave, right?


Gudanov - Dec 22, 2005 5:45:30 am PST #1081 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

My cousin's ex-wife used to teach piano lessons to Uma Thurman's daughter.


Calli - Dec 22, 2005 5:52:35 am PST #1082 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Nicole, I'd highly recommend Marshall's Fudge, if you have the time for ordering. People have driven for 100 miles to get their hands on this stuff. And by "people" I mean every member of my family.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2005 5:53:06 am PST #1083 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Pitchers and catchers report in a mere 59 days!!!!!

Ahhhhhhh. That means it's practically summer!!!!


Nicole - Dec 22, 2005 6:01:54 am PST #1084 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Nicole, you have a microwave, right?

Yep.

Calli, that fudge looks tasty but overnight shipping will run me about $50. Shoot. I should've started thinking about this about a week earlier.

Oh, congrats to Cashmere's DH!!!


Lee - Dec 22, 2005 6:03:55 am PST #1085 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yep

I have a great recipe for Microwave fudge. Seriously. I will hunt down the recipe and email it to you from work. All it takes is stirring and pouring.


WindSparrow - Dec 22, 2005 6:05:17 am PST #1086 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Nicole, you need a bag of semi-sweet choc. chips, a can of sweetened condensed milk, a teaspoon of vanilla, and a microwave for this one.

Place the chocolate chips in a microwave-safe bowl. Pour the sweetened condensed milk over it, and give it a stir. Minute and a half on high, stir again to blend the melty choc. into the milk. Another minute and a half on high (time depends on microwave). Add the vanilla and stir unti smooth. You can also add peanut butter, nuts, coconut, or any thing else you like at this time, for an individual touch. Pour mixture into greased dish, and place in refrigerator to cool.

No one who has not made fudge in the microwave will believe you did not slave over the stove for ages.

ETA: Yes, I did type that from memory. Why do you ask?


Lee - Dec 22, 2005 6:07:51 am PST #1087 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Or you could just follow WindSparrow's recipe. Mine has powdered sugar and a pinch of salt, and a note that if the chocolate starts to burn, scoop that section out and no one will ever know, but other than that it is the same.


Sparky1 - Dec 22, 2005 6:08:55 am PST #1088 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Congratulations Cashmere's DH!

Good luck on your last exam, vw!

We have our work holiday party today, so I don't anticipate having to do much work, which is a good thing.

x-posted with Goodbye: I got to the door (and the mail) seconds before my DH last night and was able to open a package from Deena that had the MOST AMAZING TIARA EVER inside and other little thoughtful gifts. I am one happy Bitch. Direct quote from the DH, "Are you going to wear that thing to bed?" Thank-you, Deena!


Trudy Booth - Dec 22, 2005 6:13:04 am PST #1089 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Puppy Update: Poor little thing wouldn't come back out from under the bed even with a biscuit lure. After about half an hour she wandered out. I snapped the leash on her and tried to take her out but our freakin' elevator was broken. Faced with walking up and down those flights (possibly carrying a dog in whom the poo dam had burst) into the 20 degree weather was more than I could face. I checked her butt -- apparently the matter had "resolved" its self before she crawled out from under the bed. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww -- but at least she is feeling better.

I have to e the rest of my shopping list to DH. He loves to shop so he can finish it.

Duuuuuuuuude. Best. D. H. Ev. Ah.

To Cashmere's Hubby:

For he's a jolly good CAS fellow
For he's a jolly good CAS fellow
For he's a jolly good CAS felloooooooooooooooow
Which nobody who can generate and interpret complicated statistical data in order to determine appropriate rates of insurance and/or compensation can deny!