I mean, it's not like Dave would break it? They could have filed a restraining order on their own.
Until the time loony lady calls the cops and complains that Dave's coming on to her again in code, in violation of the order.
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2005 4:44:26 pm PST #1045 of 10001
brillig
Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2005 4:48:30 pm PST #1046 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
It's worse.
Nestler requested that Letterman, who tapes his show in New York, stay at least 3 yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering."
According to the letter of the article, his thinking, "Somebody in New Mexico has a restraining order on me," violates the order.
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 5:17:20 pm PST #1047 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Puppy Question of Grossness Dallas has a stuck poo. What do I do? She's hiding under the bed and whimpering.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 21, 2005 5:22:48 pm PST #1048 of 10001
What is even happening?
Trudy if you can get her. Lay her gently on her back, or side, and try pumping her hind legs.
I've never had a dog, but I've helped children and that's all I'm going to say about that.
Otherwise, see if you can get her to drink. You might check with a vet to see if you have or can get any children's suppositories, if you can adminster one to her.
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We were at Toys R Us, tonight. There was an announcement over the P.A. system alerting all employees to a "Code Adam." I thought I was going to die. The second announcement gave details--a little girl, all dressed in pink, and her name, but I knew just from hearing "Code Adam" what it must be. It seemed to take at least 10 minutes to resolve. Employees were pretty good about patrolling all the aisles. I never saw the parent or the little girl, but the announcement was eventually canceled. I cried when it was.
Steph L. - Dec 21, 2005 6:11:16 pm PST #1049 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Though I am not denying the hotness of Slade.
Mmmm....Slade.
Hey, did you know my Aunt's middle name's Rose Wilson? I had to share, because it's funny.
Uh-oh. Is she a crazy vigilante/villain/something?
WindSparrow - Dec 21, 2005 7:24:10 pm PST #1050 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Cindy, I have been in Walmart a few times when they called a Code Adam. It never fails to bring tears to my eyes, and then again, happy sniffles when it's over.
P.M. Marc - Dec 21, 2005 7:25:12 pm PST #1051 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Uh-oh. Is she a crazy vigilante/villain/something?
She's a retired grade school teacher in her late 70s with a lot of Queen Elizabeth II teacups and a vast, well-tended garden, so, sadly, nope.
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2005 7:26:00 pm PST #1052 of 10001
brillig
Boy, you folks are a lot more kind hearted than I am. When I hear a Code Adam around here I just think, "He's in the next aisle from you, folks, did you look before you panicked?"
Then again, we get a lot more Code Adams here.
beth b - Dec 21, 2005 7:41:00 pm PST #1053 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
missing kids at the library - usually a kid reading in a corner. however, there was that time when the 6 yr old girl was found about a mile from the library - because she decided she wanted to go home.... and there were some big streets she crossed. That was scary and I didn't even know the kid...
Stephanie - Dec 22, 2005 2:02:33 am PST #1054 of 10001
Trust my rage
children's suppositories,
Trudy, I'm sure you've gotten this taken care of by now, but I, like Cindy, have recent experience with this. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
There was a woman who lost her son at the mall 2 weeks ago. I only saw her - running through the crowd, pushing a stroller with an infant, sobbing. It has been haunting me. It takes me about .5 seconds to go from stranger-lost-her-son to what-if-it-was-Ellie.