I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!

Willow ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Dec 15, 2005 8:17:18 am PST #10 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

juliana, Betsy is wise.

Pretty new thread.


Spidra Webster - Dec 15, 2005 8:17:44 am PST #11 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Betsy, that's a good approach. A friend's dad says "Never accept an invitation to go crazy." [link]


Sean K - Dec 15, 2005 8:18:01 am PST #12 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Not quite top ten


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 8:19:54 am PST #13 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A friend's dad says "Never accept an invitation to go crazy."

Prince would disagree.


Sparky1 - Dec 15, 2005 8:21:10 am PST #14 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

January 14th is looking like a good day. juliana will be in Berkeley, and I have an appointment for a facial.

I'm not paying any attention today. It's acting up, and I refuse to reward it.


Lee - Dec 15, 2005 8:22:03 am PST #15 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm not paying any attention today. It's acting up, and I refuse to reward it.

I like this approach, I shall try it.


Betsy HP - Dec 15, 2005 8:22:22 am PST #16 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yes, but what guarantees you'll go crazy like Prince instead of crazy like Tom Cruise?


ChiKat - Dec 15, 2005 8:22:30 am PST #17 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Shiny!


Betsy HP - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:11 am PST #18 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Or (gasp) Crispin Glover? Nobody wants a friend to turn into Crispin Glover.


Nicole - Dec 15, 2005 8:23:31 am PST #19 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Puppies...and Christmas! Right on!