From the "If Real Life Were Like Cartoons" file:
I wish an anvil would fall on Pat Robertson's head.
Xander: Am I right, Giles? Giles: I'm almost certain you're not. Though, to be fair, I haven't been
listening.
'Sleeper'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Jan 13, 2006 6:43:46 am PST #9628 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
tommyrot - Jan 13, 2006 6:45:41 am PST #9629 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wish an anvil would fall on Pat Robertson's head.
Yeah, but he did lose out on a 50 million dollar deal. Maybe not quite as appropriate as an anvil, but....
And it's nice to finally see someone holding him accountable for the nonsense he spews....
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2006 6:45:52 am PST #9630 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I prefer the Lot's wife treatment - less room for misinterpretation.
P.M. Marc - Jan 13, 2006 6:47:12 am PST #9631 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Plei, if you're still here -- did you see the pictures of Smarty Jones' first foal?
I hadn't, but what a cute girl!
Gronk gronk.
Somehow, on the bus while contemplating the smallness of my wardrobe, streams crossed and my brain started writing a Batverse Lord King Bad Fic, an Elseworld requiring that I hit Every. Single. Regency. Cliche. Ever. and now I can't think of anything else, while occasionally fighting off the urge to fact check.
I'm trying to decide just how many characters I can work into this, given that the plot really only requires about four. If I start writing J'onn as a French aristocrat in exile, please shoot me.
amych - Jan 13, 2006 6:48:14 am PST #9632 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
If I start writing J'onn as a French aristocrat in exile, please shoot me.
No. But I might just blackmail you.
Steph L. - Jan 13, 2006 6:49:05 am PST #9633 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
my brain started writing a Batverse Lord King Bad Fic, an Elseworld requiring that I hit Every. Single. Regency. Cliche. Ever. and now I can't think of anything else, while occasionally fighting off the urge to fact check.
I'm trying to decide just how many characters I can work into this, given that the plot really only requires about four. If I start writing J'onn as a French aristocrat in exile, please shoot me.
Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
shrift - Jan 13, 2006 6:49:44 am PST #9634 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have a low tolerance for stupidity today, and an even lower standard for what constitutes stupidity.
It's Friday the 13th and there's a full moon tonight. The Stupid People and the Freaky People are out in full force.
CURSES.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2006 6:54:11 am PST #9635 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
There was inane radio chatter this morning by two DJs interviewing a woman who got married on a Friday 13th to a guy she met on Sept. 11 (2004). Spooooooky. So I guess these morons are going to cower in their homes behind drawn curtains on the anniversary of the date every year, since any meeting or event on that day is forever cursed. @@
§ ita § - Jan 13, 2006 7:05:43 am PST #9636 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A pox on passive aggressiveness.
No, really.
Aims - Jan 13, 2006 7:14:24 am PST #9637 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
Is it Rev. Dr. or Dr. Rev? Which goes first? And not, Mr. King specifically, but in general.