Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jan 12, 2006 10:35:48 am PST #9492 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

God, this work thing is such a bummer.

Dude, seriously. I'm stuck here for three more hours, and I'm teetering on the edge of sanity. I'm sure volunteering to write drabbles will only lead to pain and anguish, but I may end up doing it.


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2006 10:40:13 am PST #9493 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm stuck here for three more hours, and I'm teetering on the edge of sanity.

Me three.

However, I'm realizing I could walk across the street to McDonnalds and get a hot fudge sundae. I've analyzed the implications of this plan and so far have not come up with any arguments against it....


Aims - Jan 12, 2006 10:43:27 am PST #9494 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Has anyone here every had a nerve block?

No, but I've had an epidural, which from what I remember of birthing class, is similar.


sarameg - Jan 12, 2006 10:44:38 am PST #9495 of 10002

Worms. I hate worms. Cans of them, everywhere. And me with the can opener. Grr.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 10:47:19 am PST #9496 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've had an epidural, which from what I remember of birthing class, is similar.

That takes away the sensation--does it take away mobility? I'm thinking they can't do that to me, although they won't allow me to drive myself home.


shrift - Jan 12, 2006 10:49:17 am PST #9497 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

However, I'm realizing I could walk across the street to McDonnalds and get a hot fudge sundae.

...and I could go smoke.

Woo! t runs out into the inexplicable sunshine


Aims - Jan 12, 2006 10:51:10 am PST #9498 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That takes away the sensation--does it take away mobility? I'm thinking they can't do that to me, although they won't allow me to drive myself home.

Mine did take away mobility. Although, I have heard of a "walking epdural" (I think Plei had one). But I remember once they stopped the flow of medicine into my spine, the mobility came back pretty quickly.


Lee - Jan 12, 2006 10:51:46 am PST #9499 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins, see, if I start writing porn, I know a landslide of work will enter my inbox.

You really need to get a new job.

ita, whyfor the nerve block?


brenda m - Jan 12, 2006 10:53:34 am PST #9500 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Worms. I hate worms.

I hope to god that wasn't in response to Tom's hot fudge sundae musings.


billytea - Jan 12, 2006 10:56:16 am PST #9501 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

eta: freaky death-by-birds x-post.

When the Maoris arrived in New Zealand, there was an eagle living there (Haast's eagle) which was big enough to hunt children, and quite possibly adults too.

I get asked for ID all the time. In fact, there are certain stores here, Hustler, for example, where the store policy is ID must be shown with every credit card purchase.

My visit to the Hustler superstore with ND and DebetEsse is my favourite LA story.