Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2006 6:49:08 am PST #9199 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yahoo! My higher-ups just accepted a deadline for the book I'm working on that's actually feasible. I thought sure they were going to move the deadline date forward a month and tell us to "make the time up somewhere in the process."

If I had the ability to create extra time out of nowhere, that talent would be earning me a significantly higher salary than this job is capable of paying.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 6:49:49 am PST #9200 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Weird:

Latest: Director Terrence Malick withdrew latest film The New World from cinema screens just days after its release because he was convinced it needed more editing. The bizarre recall came just nine days after the historical drama made its debut in U.S. movie houses, but Malick is confident his cuts will be beneficial. The Colin Farrell film, which focuses on the clash between native Americans and English settlers in the seventeenth century, has been cut by the Texan director by 17 minutes. The revised version will be released on January 20th.

Creepy:

Jessica Simpson's estranged husband Nick Lachey is narrowing down his search for a new woman after splitting from the singer last year - he wants a Jessica Alba look-a-like who has bedded fewer than 10 guys. The former 98 Degrees star is on the hunt for his next great love, even though he admits "Jessica is the hottest woman I've ever seen". But speaking to Elle magazine, Lachey reveals he desires a sexy Latina lover. He says, "Jessica Alba's beautiful. So is Eva Mendes." He also has fixed ideas about his next woman's sexual history: "I'm all for 10 (sexual partners) and under, but, of course, as you get older, that number becomes less realistic." Lachey also expects his new lady to understand his love of sports - unlike Simpson - and appreciate his musical career. He adds, "I hope that she'll at least respect my music. If she didn't like it, I could live with that."


sumi - Jan 11, 2006 6:51:27 am PST #9201 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

That is creepy.


erikaj - Jan 11, 2006 6:55:12 am PST #9202 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

yeah...ick. A woman like that's not gonna drink his kool-aid.


P.M. Marc - Jan 11, 2006 6:55:22 am PST #9203 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ick. Ick. Ick.

Lachey = icky.


sarameg - Jan 11, 2006 6:55:58 am PST #9204 of 10002

Creepy:

I saw their show for the first time ever (and only, thank god. I was busy wrapping presents.) They both seem really.... dumb. And utterly clueless.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 6:57:45 am PST #9205 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At first I felt bad for him, totally understood his exasperation with his dumb bride. And then I remembered he volunteered for that position.

I know he wants to keep his media profile high, but he needs a publicist to filter his crap. His only schtick was being not as dumb as Jessica.


sumi - Jan 11, 2006 7:01:08 am PST #9206 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Exactly. And now - - it's going to be his creepiness. (He and John Stamos.)


Allyson - Jan 11, 2006 7:04:07 am PST #9207 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Pat Robertson's mouth ruins his plans to build Jesus' themepark in Israel.

[link]

I really wanted to ride the holy roller-coaster.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2006 7:04:33 am PST #9208 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ah well, at least he can dance well. And his brother seems determined to remain by his side most of the time, thus offering the prospect of increasing his appeal by comparison.