Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 6:57:45 am PST #9205 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At first I felt bad for him, totally understood his exasperation with his dumb bride. And then I remembered he volunteered for that position.

I know he wants to keep his media profile high, but he needs a publicist to filter his crap. His only schtick was being not as dumb as Jessica.


sumi - Jan 11, 2006 7:01:08 am PST #9206 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Exactly. And now - - it's going to be his creepiness. (He and John Stamos.)


Allyson - Jan 11, 2006 7:04:07 am PST #9207 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Pat Robertson's mouth ruins his plans to build Jesus' themepark in Israel.

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I really wanted to ride the holy roller-coaster.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2006 7:04:33 am PST #9208 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ah well, at least he can dance well. And his brother seems determined to remain by his side most of the time, thus offering the prospect of increasing his appeal by comparison.


brenda m - Jan 11, 2006 7:07:31 am PST #9209 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ah well, at least he can dance well.

Even in the high heels?


Dana - Jan 11, 2006 7:08:14 am PST #9210 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Ah well, at least he can dance well. And his brother seems determined to remain by his side most of the time, thus offering the prospect of increasing his appeal by comparison.

Totally thought you were talking about Pat Robertson. For a good ten seconds.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 11, 2006 7:10:22 am PST #9211 of 10002
What is even happening?

Matt and brenda's comments are even funnier if you're sleepy, and interpret them as being about P*t Robertson.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 11, 2006 7:10:46 am PST #9212 of 10002
What is even happening?

Heh, Dana.


Trudy Booth - Jan 11, 2006 7:20:58 am PST #9213 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Is Stamos being creepy? That makes me sad. Me want Blackie Parrish...


Topic!Cindy - Jan 11, 2006 7:22:56 am PST #9214 of 10002
What is even happening?

It sounds like Stamos was creepy years ago, and then was open about it in an interview (was with a girl who was interested in him, he wasn't interested in her, but his friend was--it was dark, she was drunk--he snuck out and his friend pinch hit for him, and ewww). Unless there's new Stamos creepiness, and if so, I don't want to know about it.