You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jan 10, 2006 1:39:56 pm PST #9101 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm hungry. I think someone should bring me sushi.


Cass - Jan 10, 2006 1:55:55 pm PST #9102 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Shoes always work well as bug-killing instruments of death.
It got away. It was likely killable with just a tissue but I felt faster whacking the wall with my shoe. Not fast enough, cause it flew away, but still... Now I need to get the shoe scuff off of my wall. Or, you know, ignore it for a while.

Puppycat mourns everytime I kill a spider she wants to "catch" but they bite and her enjoyment isn't worth that much to me. I let her keep the gnats and she eventually eats them or loses them. Usually when they land on her nose.


Jessica - Jan 10, 2006 2:06:58 pm PST #9103 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Foxcast: The OC. (For people who have given up watching the show, but are too busy to read TWOP recaps! And the narrator they've got is so perfect for this job.)


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2006 2:12:41 pm PST #9104 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Robin. I didn't really like my Accord, though it wasn't a V6. Never even thought about the Altima..


Kathy A - Jan 10, 2006 2:46:16 pm PST #9105 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Can I just say "Yipee!" for good days at work? Even though I've been with this company for 13 (!) years now, and in this position for more than four years, really good days are few and far between. But, due to a co-worker being out on maternity leave, they decided to teach me her tasks and let me help out, starting this afternoon. Due to being paranoid about screwing up, I got only a small fraction of the documents reviewed and entered, but the other co-worker who was training me said that I only missed one of-interest item, and caught another really important one that she probably would have missed herself.

So, for a first day, not a bad showing--yay!!


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2006 2:48:48 pm PST #9106 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Congrats, Kathy!

Finally they said something in computerese on Waking The Dead that made sense. It's weird--so far this season they've revisited cases from each of last season's regulars, and casting them in dubious lights. I don't mind the premise--it just sticks out as a pattern.


quester - Jan 10, 2006 3:16:41 pm PST #9107 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

ita, GG: Doyle and Paris are into krav! Don't read if you don't want to be spoiled.


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2006 3:18:22 pm PST #9108 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ha! I knew it had to be Paris. Doyle surprises me. One weekend they said that "the Gilmore Girls people are in room 3." I was wondering...

Planes, Trains and Plaintains: The Story of Oedipus. That can't be for real.


Tom Scola - Jan 10, 2006 3:28:50 pm PST #9109 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Paris = SO FUNNY!!


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2006 3:34:16 pm PST #9110 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are screaming children in the courtyard. I really wanted to doze this headache off, like really off, and resume my day, but not a chance in shrieking hell.

I swear, when I asked who else lived here, they told me all old people. I was going to be the rowdy kid. Odd that they left out the families with young children.