With an In-Sink-Erator® food waste disposal in your kitchen, chicken bones, fruit rinds, coffee grounds and more can go right in the sink - where they're virtually liquefied to safely flow into your sewage system or septic tank.

When I was a kid, I read a Ray Bradbury SciFi story that mentioned an In-Sink-Erator. So for the longest time I thought the In-Sink-Erator was a made-up, futuristic scifi thingie....

ION, I forgot to take my steroids this morning. I am now so fucking out of it. Caffeine does no good. When work is over, I'm not sure if I'll go home, or just collapse in a heap in the corner of my office....

Thanks, tommy. If nothing else (despite nothing else) you've just reminded me to take my anti-epileptics.

Jessica "Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!" Jan 10, 2006 1:32:05 pm PST

Hey! 2 of those reaction shots were of Ron Jeremy!

The mousehousefire story was false.

My head is messing with me. I feel flattened. I really really don't want to have PT this evening, but if I cancel this late it comes out of my pocket. It just hurts and makes me sad.

The mousehousefire story was false.

Yeah, according to him it was...

Anyway, it still doesn't answere the question of what the fuck he was doing burning leaves during fire season.

The mousehousefire story was false

Hee. I saw it on CNN. I still enjoyed the story.

Oh dear, that was at Fort Sumner?

He's just freaking lucky he didn't set the adjoining land on fire. They haven't seen rain since September (some places longer.)

How Bees Fly, finally decoded!

(Short version: They flap their wings really hard. This took us how long to figure out?)

Now I'm hungry....

LORD OF THE RINGS - THE HOBBIT FEAST
DOWNTOWN, JAN 7, 10:30 AM
Peter Jackson, 2001-2003, 35mm, 12 hours, PG, $88

You’ve got to hand it to those hobbits, they sure know how to eat. As any self respecting fan can tell you, it takes a lot of fuel to drive the hobbit engine. That’s why they eat seven times a day. Exective chef John Bullington has created a seven meal feast, one for each of the different hobbit mealtimes (1st breakfast, 2nd breakfast, elevensies, etc.), spread out over the twelve hours it takes to watch the entire middle earth trilogy. Interpreted from actual meals referenced in the books, the Hobbit Feast is the ultimate Lord of the Rings sensory experience.

35 MM EXTENDED EDITIONS OF THE FIRST TWO FILMS AND THEATRICAL RELEASE VERSION OF RETURN OF THE KING WITH FOOD PAIRING AT ALL SEVEN HOBBIT EATING TIMES!

First Breakfast
Fresh Hens eggs, nice crispy bacon, grilled mushrooms and orange slice
(Substitute veggie bacon for veggie option)

Second Breakfast
Strawberries and Cream

Elevensies
Pan Seared Sausage and tomatoes with cheeses, cabbage and pickles
(Substitute veggie sausage for pork sausage with veggie option)

Luncheon
Braised Spareribs with mashed potatoes, roast carrots
(Substitute marinated mushrooms for spareribs with veggie option)

Afternoon Tea
Baby greens with garlic blackberry vinaigrette, cheese herb galette, served with tea cookies

Dinner
Stewed Coney (rabbit) with taters, carrot, and leek, fresh garden herbs with crusty bread
(Substitute a root vegetable stew in veggie option)

Supper
Swirl of tomato and spinach soups wild mushroom crouton, apple pie

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Awww, man, between the Hobbit Feast, VM marathon and the Bubblegum Movie, the Alamo totally wins The Coolest Theater In America Contest.