I got stabbed, you know, right here.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 10, 2006 12:00:04 pm PST #9078 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

What's the point of having a disposal, if you can't put shit down the sink?

[eta: I'm sure my parents put coffee down theirs, because they specifically made sure they bought one with bone-crushing capabilities. They put everything down there.]


Topic!Cindy - Jan 10, 2006 12:00:48 pm PST #9079 of 10002
What is even happening?

Okay, even the first paragraph of that wiki link was too much for me. You know, I thought it was going to be some sort of goat dish, and thought maybe the link (which I didn't click, and wasn't planning on anyhow) was a picture of a goat being slaughtered or something similar.

People are sick and need to be put down.


ChiKat - Jan 10, 2006 12:01:25 pm PST #9080 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It looks like everyone needs this:

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With an In-Sink-Erator® food waste disposal in your kitchen, chicken bones, fruit rinds, coffee grounds and more can go right in the sink - where they're virtually liquefied to safely flow into your sewage system or septic tank.


Laura - Jan 10, 2006 12:02:48 pm PST #9081 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

What's the point of having a disposal, if you can't put shit down the sink?

That would be my thought. If I used mine I would put coffee grounds in there. I hate the sound of thing so I never use it unless stuff falls in there.


tommyrot - Jan 10, 2006 12:09:16 pm PST #9082 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

With an In-Sink-Erator® food waste disposal in your kitchen, chicken bones, fruit rinds, coffee grounds and more can go right in the sink - where they're virtually liquefied to safely flow into your sewage system or septic tank.

When I was a kid, I read a Ray Bradbury SciFi story that mentioned an In-Sink-Erator. So for the longest time I thought the In-Sink-Erator was a made-up, futuristic scifi thingie....

ION, I forgot to take my steroids this morning. I am now so fucking out of it. Caffeine does no good. When work is over, I'm not sure if I'll go home, or just collapse in a heap in the corner of my office....


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2006 12:10:28 pm PST #9083 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, tommy. If nothing else (despite nothing else) you've just reminded me to take my anti-epileptics.


Spidra Webster - Jan 10, 2006 12:11:01 pm PST #9084 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Jessica "Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!" Jan 10, 2006 1:32:05 pm PST

Hey! 2 of those reaction shots were of Ron Jeremy!


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2006 12:14:03 pm PST #9085 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The mousehousefire story was false.

My head is messing with me. I feel flattened. I really really don't want to have PT this evening, but if I cancel this late it comes out of my pocket. It just hurts and makes me sad.


brenda m - Jan 10, 2006 12:15:44 pm PST #9086 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The mousehousefire story was false.

Yeah, according to him it was...

Anyway, it still doesn't answere the question of what the fuck he was doing burning leaves during fire season.


Laura - Jan 10, 2006 12:16:30 pm PST #9087 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

The mousehousefire story was false

Hee. I saw it on CNN. I still enjoyed the story.