This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 4:53:28 pm PST #8880 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Trudy, she had given herself Korsakov's syndrome [link] causing short-term memory loss through malnutrition - so the reason she was giving different explanations was that her brain was grabbing at external stimuli to make up for what it didn't know. So the intern's polo logo became a tale of a riding accident, etc. Treatment was basically vitamins.


Jessica - Jan 09, 2006 4:55:30 pm PST #8881 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hyperdrive?

EVERY year, the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics awards prizes for the best papers presented at its annual conference. Last year's winner in the nuclear and future flight category went to a paper calling for experimental tests of an astonishing new type of engine. According to the paper, this hyperdrive motor would propel a craft through another dimension at enormous speeds. It could leave Earth at lunchtime and get to the moon in time for dinner. There's just one catch: the idea relies on an obscure and largely unrecognised kind of physics.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 4:56:24 pm PST #8882 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Elaboration on the "troll" amendment.


Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2006 5:02:41 pm PST #8883 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ah, thank you Brenda!

Just now aw, he just commits the cutest fraud


bon bon - Jan 09, 2006 5:05:52 pm PST #8884 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Elaboration on the "troll" amendment.

Violence Against Women Act! I've spent all goddamn day in deposition about provisions of that act. I can never get away!


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 5:12:37 pm PST #8885 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

As women in today's patriarchal society, we can never escape violence.

Excuse me. I need to change for krav.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2006 5:14:04 pm PST #8886 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Awww.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2006 5:14:40 pm PST #8887 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The third annual rally to proclaim God's support for Bush's judicial nominees, sponsored by the Family Research Council, was held at Greater Exodus Baptist Church, an African-American congregation in downtown Philadelphia.

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Greater Exodus Baptist Church is pastored by the Rev. Herb Lusk, a charismatic former tailback for the Philadelphia Eagles and one of Bush's staunchest backers among black clergymen. Lusk, who endorsed Bush from his church via video at the 2000 Republican National Convention, has been awarded more than $1 million in grants under the president's faith-based initiative. In Lusk's view, the central divide in American life is not racial or economic but religious. Decrying "discrimination against people of God," he bellowed: "My brothers and sisters, I will not go down without a fight!" The largely black audience jumped to their feet, cheering and clapping. "Be careful how you fool with the church!" Lusk thundered. "Don't fool with the church because the church has buried many critics. All the critics we have not buried, we're making funeral arrangements for!"

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Allyson - Jan 09, 2006 5:17:05 pm PST #8888 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

700 words in. I have no idea what the fuck I'm writing.


Laura - Jan 09, 2006 5:37:16 pm PST #8889 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

I'd take the 8888 pretty post number as a sign that your writing will rock. As always.