Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 10:58:10 am PST #8832 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gud's link makes me want to barf. I can't get to the other one, probably because the word fucking is in the URL and the page's title.


Beverly - Jan 09, 2006 10:58:56 am PST #8833 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I keep reading headline links to 'Alito hearings' with my peripheral vision, or glancing over them on a list, and keep wondering why people are persecuting the altos. IME, it's the showboating tenors and sopranos that need reckoning with.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2006 11:00:06 am PST #8834 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

IME, it's the showboating tenors and sopranos that need reckoning with.

Heh. "You high singers, just sit down and shut up for a minute, okay?"


Beverly - Jan 09, 2006 11:00:49 am PST #8835 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Exactly.


sarameg - Jan 09, 2006 11:03:45 am PST #8836 of 10002

Gud's link makes me want to barf.

Avoid the purse section of target. They have those sparkly bags.

I see them everywhere. So tacky.


sumi - Jan 09, 2006 11:06:34 am PST #8837 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe have split up.

That's too bad.


TomW - Jan 09, 2006 11:09:28 am PST #8838 of 10002
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Google Earth planespotting, old school.

Heh, that Lancaster bomber is heading right for my old office in Huntingdon...


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 11:19:31 am PST #8839 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Took me eighteen minutes to find this. I should just save it somewhere:

This bitch was all up in my face, like, "I'm a coluratura, listen to my melisma, la la la," and I was all like "No you ain't, you can't hit over a high D flat without squeaking. That's a bullshit tessitura, and your melisma sounds like freakin' Nelly Furtado on a bad day," and she was like, "You're goin' down, mezzo tramp!" and I was like "Bring it on, bitch!"

Thank you, Mrs Weiler.


Allyson - Jan 09, 2006 11:21:11 am PST #8840 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I mean, you should try and finish as much as you can, but finishing a whole book in two days is not going to allow you to polish your prose much. It's better to turn in Most Of A Book that's well written.

She has eight of the essays, she wants the other four. And to talk to me.

I can't take any more time off from work. I'm here in between panicking about other deadlines and waiting for the info I need to make them.

So, yeah, I have til Wednesday to write the other four essays.

I'm fucking doomed. And scared. And hopeful. And someone just invited me to talk at WonderCon about Vampire People, but i don't really get what they want. I'm overwhelmed. I'm so overwhelmed.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 11:29:11 am PST #8841 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Then you have to get off the web, Allyson. And don't think about Wondercon until Thursday.

At which point you can tell me if you'll be needing a security escort.

Entertaible. Want. So badly.