Perkins, you just watch yourself.
Why? Am I about to do something interesting?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Perkins, you just watch yourself.
Why? Am I about to do something interesting?
I may have to kill the next person who asks me, "Can we get this today, ASAP????"
I may have to kill the next person who asks me, "Can we get this today, ASAP????"
"Sir, you can have the back of my hand!"
::slap::
"Can we get this today, ASAP????"
Sure. Can you go back and resubmit it to me, but last Monday?
I may have to kill the next person who asks me, "Can we get this today, ASAP????"
Get them to email it to you under an assumed name, and throw the book at them!
My boss kvetched at me for not doing other people's jobs, and so I've started doing them.
It is irritating to have to pick up the slack for people who aren't even in my department, but damn, it feels good to be able to close out a project (and cc their management to boot).
Anonymous trolling: illegal.
Using laundered money to fund redistricting Texas to marginalize minority and/or Democratic voters: a-ok.
Monitoring communications of unconvicted citizens without a court order: peachy.
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Well, now I'm working on something for the CEO, which means that I know exactly what my priorities are on incoming requests...
Well, now I'm working on something for the CEO, which means that I know exactly what my priorities are on incoming requests...
And now you can answer those requests with "Suck it, bitch!"
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See, that's only an issue if you're being annoying. In this case, it's the content that's annoying.