Jeez, don't get all Movie of the Week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 09, 2006 8:01:51 am PST #8766 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm curious how "intent to annoy" isn't protected under the First Ammendment.


Lee - Jan 09, 2006 8:03:07 am PST #8767 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh my internets, how I have missed you.

I also skipped. How are people?


Gudanov - Jan 09, 2006 8:03:27 am PST #8768 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Does that mean that posting a bad joke is illegal if you don't use your real name?


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 8:03:33 am PST #8769 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm curious to know how the fuck anyone's ever going to press charges anyway.

Does the first amendment say you have to be identifiable?

Good luck to them all.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 8:04:05 am PST #8770 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I also skipped. How are people?

Don't tell her. Let her suffer for her sin of skippage.


Allyson - Jan 09, 2006 8:07:17 am PST #8771 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So, I'm free to annoy all of you FUCKOS.

Perkins, you just watch yourself.


Nutty - Jan 09, 2006 8:07:32 am PST #8772 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Be outright in your annoyingness!!

Yeah, the "intent to annoy" phrase also makes no sense to me. But also, like, since when is somebody on alt.sports.football calling someone else a doo-doo head worth making a federal case out of?

Unless the fines are going directly into the federal coffers? And the fines are enormous, and actually a source of profit? And, the internet being what it is, there are eleventy hundred kajillion offenses, each one with an enormous fine?

How to balance the federal budget while demolishing the income tax!!


Gudanov - Jan 09, 2006 8:08:21 am PST #8773 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

FUCKOS.

Hey you're not really Allyson, you're Rio. Busted.


sarameg - Jan 09, 2006 8:08:50 am PST #8774 of 10002

Anonymous trolls now a federal crime:

You've got to be kidding me.


amych - Jan 09, 2006 8:08:56 am PST #8775 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I DON'T THINK THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME AT ALL, "NUTTY".