That is so cool. What a great t-shirt!
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Stephanie - Jan 09, 2006 7:56:02 am PST #8763 of 10002
Trust my rage
Jessica - Jan 09, 2006 8:00:24 am PST #8764 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Anonymous trolls now a federal crime:
Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.
Actual text of the law:
"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 8:00:57 am PST #8765 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can't wait to see that implemented.
Jessica - Jan 09, 2006 8:01:51 am PST #8766 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I'm curious how "intent to annoy" isn't protected under the First Ammendment.
Lee - Jan 09, 2006 8:03:07 am PST #8767 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Oh my internets, how I have missed you.
I also skipped. How are people?
Gudanov - Jan 09, 2006 8:03:27 am PST #8768 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Does that mean that posting a bad joke is illegal if you don't use your real name?
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 8:03:33 am PST #8769 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm curious to know how the fuck anyone's ever going to press charges anyway.
Does the first amendment say you have to be identifiable?
Good luck to them all.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 8:04:05 am PST #8770 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I also skipped. How are people?
Don't tell her. Let her suffer for her sin of skippage.
Allyson - Jan 09, 2006 8:07:17 am PST #8771 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So, I'm free to annoy all of you FUCKOS.
Perkins, you just watch yourself.
Nutty - Jan 09, 2006 8:07:32 am PST #8772 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Be outright in your annoyingness!!
Yeah, the "intent to annoy" phrase also makes no sense to me. But also, like, since when is somebody on alt.sports.football calling someone else a doo-doo head worth making a federal case out of?
Unless the fines are going directly into the federal coffers? And the fines are enormous, and actually a source of profit? And, the internet being what it is, there are eleventy hundred kajillion offenses, each one with an enormous fine?
How to balance the federal budget while demolishing the income tax!!