My Dad chopped a rat in half with a shovel. Fully bisected.
I have to ask - width or length?
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beth b - Dec 09, 2005 8:42:43 pm PST #856 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2005 8:46:41 pm PST #857 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have to ask - width or length?
Heh. Now I'm curious too.
My dad would occasionally shoot things (bats, a snake, etc) but that was about it. Come to think of it, there were rarely any rodents on the farm, as we usually had a population of 5-10 barn cats.
JenP - Dec 09, 2005 8:48:38 pm PST #858 of 10002
OK, ew. To all of it. Though I'm glad Emily got rid of her rodent problem. I think ita's mother's method is my favorite, though I doubt I could pull it off.
Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2005 8:49:59 pm PST #859 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Furthermore, "Gus" is not the plural of anything.
Well, not unless there is such a thing as a "gu".
DavidS - Dec 09, 2005 8:53:33 pm PST #860 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I have to ask - width or length?
Width. Had the rat pinned down with a shovel. Called out to the next door neighbor, "Is this your daughter's guinea pig?" Neighbor came over, looked over the fence and said, "Guinea pigs don't have hairless tails."
::Chu-SQUEAL-nk::
Gus - Dec 09, 2005 9:21:55 pm PST #861 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Chu-SQUEAL-nk
I shall have a t-shirt made with this utterance. Several, shall be those who get it.
Gus - Dec 09, 2005 9:45:03 pm PST #862 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
t commits porn on Trudy that makes the Elder Gods wonder what They might have missed.
aurelia - Dec 09, 2005 9:58:55 pm PST #863 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
On the upside, I'm not sure I've ever seen Bastet so happy.
All other toys will forever pale in comparison.
::Chu-SQUEAL-nk::
Okay, ew. That was a bit more evocative than I was prepared for.
Gus - Dec 09, 2005 10:06:05 pm PST #864 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
OMG.
The Golden One has filtered me.
aurelia - Dec 09, 2005 10:14:25 pm PST #865 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Gus, I think you must have filtered yourself. What's with the filter paranoia?