I have to ask - width or length?
Width. Had the rat pinned down with a shovel. Called out to the next door neighbor, "Is this your daughter's guinea pig?" Neighbor came over, looked over the fence and said, "Guinea pigs don't have hairless tails."
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Chu-SQUEAL-nk
I shall have a t-shirt made with this utterance.
Several,
shall be those who get it.
t commits porn on Trudy that makes the Elder Gods wonder what They might have missed.
On the upside, I'm not sure I've ever seen Bastet so happy.
All other toys will forever pale in comparison.
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Okay, ew. That was a bit more evocative than I was prepared for.
OMG.
The Golden One has filtered me.
Gus, I think you must have filtered yourself. What's with the filter paranoia?
msbelle, the girl on CSI was the daughter of the guy who kidnapped Nicky in last season's finale and buried him in a booby-trapped coffin. It was revenge for the CSI lab's work being responsible for convicting his daughter on DNA evidence of murder, when she was merely a bystander. After he was rescued, Nick went to visit the girl in jail. She seemed gratified that he'd been made to suffer. So I don't know how to take her news that she "thought about" what he'd told her: when she got out of jail, not to take the bitterness with her.
A friend of ours grew up in Wilmington; he and his brother hunted and fished in the swamps and wetlands. One of the things both of them hated more than anything else was cottonmouth moccasin snakes. Ill-tempered and slow-moving, they're easy to step on and quick to take offense. So the boys let no opportunity pass to rid the world of another cottonmouth. They were out in the boat one day, on the way to a favorite hunting spot, when a moccasin fell off an overhanging branch, into the boat. The brother grabbed the shotgun, stood and blew the snake to kingdom come in less time than it takes to tell about it.
...glub, glub, glub...
Off to bed. Sweet weremonkey dreams.
no one filtes Gus... they all just head off to their...bunks.
I think beating them with a shovel is an effective way to kill a mouse. FTR, whenever I have encountered a half dead mouse and the cat whose half killed it, I usually leave them alone so the job can be finished. Fully alive mice are rescued and walked a considerable distance from my house and let go.