My dad killed a rat once with a fondue fork. This was in the 70's when fondue and bikini underwear on men were both in vogue, and I have retina-searing images of my dad racing through the house in pursuit of a rat, clad in bright blue bikinis and brandishing the fondue fork.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Dec 09, 2005 7:40:02 pm PST #837 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2005 7:40:36 pm PST #838 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
thanks a LOT, erin
Strix - Dec 09, 2005 7:41:34 pm PST #839 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
sharing IS caring, Truds.
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2005 7:47:44 pm PST #840 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Erin, have you ever had fondue since?
Strix - Dec 09, 2005 7:52:34 pm PST #841 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
to my shame, yes. Pointy things, chocolate...how can I resist? Hell, I'd probably eat the rat, if it were dipped in sweet chocolate...
juliana - Dec 09, 2005 7:56:55 pm PST #842 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Mmmmm, ratsicles....
Strega - Dec 09, 2005 8:00:15 pm PST #843 of 10002
he took a cheap Bic-type pen, removed the middle pen part, took a strong string and ran a loop of the string through the empty pen, so one end of the pen had a loop of string sticking out and the other end had the ends of the string sticking out. Then he put the mouse's head through the loop and pulled hard, breaking the neck.
Was he an artist?
No, seriously. That's the kind of thinking that sounds exactly like several artists I used to know.
English majors use hammers. There's a lesson here somewhere.
Gus - Dec 09, 2005 8:00:19 pm PST #844 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Cool. My posts are being blocked. I can say anything I want to.
eta: Crap. Right when I finally get someone who feels my artist frustration, the board makes me an idiot.
Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2005 8:01:32 pm PST #845 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Not by ME, Gustav... oh no my darling...
t commits porn
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2005 8:03:45 pm PST #846 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Was he an artist?
He's a musician.
::heads off to read "Portrait of the Mouse Killer as a Young Man"::
edit to... um... be better.