Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.

Buffy ,'Him'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Emily - Dec 09, 2005 5:59:20 pm PST #797 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Does Bastet bring her toys to your bed? I hope not.

The subject has never come up before. Fortunately, the roommate grew up with barn cats and is fairly blase about the whole thing, so if the mouse shows up while he's still home, I'm letting him deal with it. Of course, now Bastet seems to be investigating under the couch. Not sure what that signifies.

Also, we spotted the mouse behind the entertainment center. It was still alive, though NotEmily thought it might die of shock.


Stephanie - Dec 09, 2005 5:59:20 pm PST #798 of 10002
Trust my rage

We once had a wounded mouse in our apartment. Joe tried to kill it but it took him a long time. It was horrible.


Gus - Dec 09, 2005 5:59:22 pm PST #799 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

OK. We are getting into freaky mouse-snuffing-films.

And you wondered why people came 'round Buffistas.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2005 6:00:53 pm PST #800 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My mother would grab the wee rodent by the tail, swing it round her head until it was dizzy, break its neck and then slit from throat to anus.

But you already knew that.


Emily - Dec 09, 2005 6:01:10 pm PST #801 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

NotEmily has suggested throwing the mouse off the balcony if it shows up again. Which sounds like a bad idea, but I can't quite pinpoint why.

Of course, it may mean that Toto would find it during his walk for big fun.


Emily - Dec 09, 2005 6:01:40 pm PST #802 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Does it have to be dizzy before you break its neck?


sarameg - Dec 09, 2005 6:02:36 pm PST #803 of 10002

Hey, my attitude is if you can't see it, it isn't there, fuck the crazy cat stares.

This is so I can sleep.

If Devi-the-mighty-predator-but-weak-on-the-killing-thing plays with it to death, not my problem. It's a stupid mouse problem.

And I like mice. Think they are cute.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2005 6:02:39 pm PST #804 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well that way it doesn't bite you.


Gus - Dec 09, 2005 6:02:40 pm PST #805 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Nothing beats a Cuisinart for mouse-snuffing.


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2005 6:04:39 pm PST #806 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I apologize in advance for this one, but... you know those little cigar guillotines they have...?

OK, this site says I'm wrong:

The only humane way to euthanize a mouse is by inhaled gas anesthesia overdose. This can only be done at a vet's. There is no humane way to euthanize a mouse at home. Asphyxiation by carbon dioxide, by drowning, or in a plastic bag; freezing, cervical dislocation, or feeding to another animal are all incredibly cruel and inhumane. The only humane way to euthanize a mouse is by inhaled gas anesthesia overdose.

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