On the upside, I'm not sure I've ever seen Bastet so happy.
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Well now, it wasn't such a good idea to put it down next to something you can't fit under, now was it, kitty? Even a mouse-brain should be able to figure out it ought to stay under there. Of course, I can't fit under there either...
I am struggling here. How might we succor a poor, injured mouse over the Web, when our best local observer can not locate the mouse?
The cat! The cat will be nigh the mouse. It is a certainty.
It's under the entertainment center. The cat is keeping close watch over it.
Can you nab the cat and say, lock it in the bathroom?
Thus giving the mousie a chance to escape?
Emily, you sound an awful lot like me at various evenings.
Does Bastet bring her toys to your bed? I hope not.
Devi does.
Yes, I've woken up with dead mice.
Think of it as Darwin at work.
And if by some strange circumstance, the mouse survives, it will go back to its nest and tell the horror of your home.
Also? We really need to not name cats after dieties. It just doesn't end well for us.
It's under the entertainment center. The cat is keeping close watch over it.
Aha! You must destroy your entertainment center, instantly.
You may explain this to any concerned parties as a command from your invisible Internet friends that had to be obeyed.
Is the mouse, um, visibly mamed? Because sometimes they bounce back from the 'disturbingly still' condition.
Basically, what we are saying is if she doesn't bring toys to your bed, go to bed.
Otherwise...go to bed. And steel yourself.
Is the mouse, um, visibly mamed?
This entire conversation has been easier to parse than any given minute of dealing with a graphic artist.
Is the invisible mouse visibly maimed?
This question will be on the next SAT.