I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 05, 2006 8:20:45 am PST #7801 of 10002

Like, can you ride a bike? Do a cartwheel? Catch, throw, hit a ball? Jump rope? Skate? Any other skill I didn't mention?

I've done all of those as a kid (though I sucked at actually hitting the ball), but I have never ever ice skated, unless you count slipping around in regular shoes on the rare patch of ice.


Kat - Jan 05, 2006 8:21:18 am PST #7802 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

See, I can ride a bike (and I still do), I can do a cartwheel (and I still do), I can jump rope and was in fact quite good a double dutch at one point (though I can jump rope, it's harder than it used to be), I can rollerblade, but don't know if I can still ice/roller skate. I can't throw or catch worth a damn and never could. But it wasn't the skill set I wanted.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2006 8:21:34 am PST #7803 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've never tried to teach an adult to pat her head while rubbing her belly, either.

Head patting and belly rubbing is easier to teach, in my experience. Teaching adults to cartwheel (or even teens) has been hard too.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2006 8:22:42 am PST #7804 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Like, can you ride a bike? Do a cartwheel? Catch, throw, hit a ball? Jump rope? Skate? Any other skill I didn't mention?

I can't rollerskate though I can ice skate a bit.

Rode my bike all through my childhood, logging many many miles. It was a childhood on wheels. Played baseball all during my childhood too.


msbelle - Jan 05, 2006 8:23:11 am PST #7805 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh, and as for skating, I do best on old quad roller skates as my ankles hate blades and ice skates. My muscles are not strong enough to keep my ankle upright.


P.M. Marc - Jan 05, 2006 8:23:17 am PST #7806 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Like, can you ride a bike? Do a cartwheel? Catch, throw, hit a ball? Jump rope?

Yes, poorly.

Yes, but not as well as when I was 40lbs lighter.

Only if I'm lucky.

Yes, poorly.

Only if I'm lucky.

Yes, with occasional tangles.

Signed, uncoordinated as heck.

Oh, and I can skate both types, poorly.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 05, 2006 8:25:08 am PST #7807 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

>Like, can you ride a bike?

I learned late (eighth grade) and do not like to ride in traffic

Do a cartwheel?

Never could learn. I did one, once, when a very patient, athletic friend decided I should try and pass the gymnatic unit in gym

Catch, throw, hit a ball?

Yes. Not well

Jump rope?

Yes

>Skate?

Roller, not ice>


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2006 8:25:19 am PST #7808 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can skate, but can't stop. When we lived near the Ottawa river, I was much better. Moving to Jamaica cured me of that.


Jesse - Jan 05, 2006 8:25:47 am PST #7809 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can catch better now than I ever have been able to in my life. I was a grownup before I really figured out how to not close my eyes when something was thrown at me.

Robin, that was a great article. I especially liked this:

As part of Poe's award, Staff Care will provide a temporary paid physician to take over her practice for two weeks to give her a break.

But I wonder how many people will actually go in during those two weeks!


Kat - Jan 05, 2006 8:27:21 am PST #7810 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I can catch better now than I ever have been able to in my life. I was a grownup before I really figured out how to not close my eyes when something was thrown at me.

Me too! But I still suck.

Seth Green's appearance is asking me to watch the View! YAY Seth. Ohmigod he's so fucking adorable.