Oh hell. Okay. So, um, my cat's just caught a mouse, so go cat, but it's not dead. It's clearly really injured, but not dead. What do I do?
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Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Emily - Dec 09, 2005 5:24:29 pm PST #779 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Gus - Dec 09, 2005 5:27:31 pm PST #780 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Move to house that does not have mice.
Emily - Dec 09, 2005 5:28:16 pm PST #781 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Yes, thank you Gus. I was thinking more immediately?
Daisy Jane - Dec 09, 2005 5:29:59 pm PST #782 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My ears hurt; my fingers hurt. It should not get this cold in the south. My fingers feel like they're burning from the cold.
Gus - Dec 09, 2005 5:31:17 pm PST #783 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Sorry, Em
It was the quip-impulse.
Seriously. If you can not cure the mouse, help the mouse escape its pain.
Emily - Dec 09, 2005 5:32:03 pm PST #784 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Oh crap. It's not there now. So either it got away (seems unlikely) or she moved it when I wasn't looking. There is a dead or dying mouse somewhere in my apartment, and I may not know where until I step on it. AAAAH!
I know, I know. There are more scary things. But this is kind of freaking me out.
Emily - Dec 09, 2005 5:33:04 pm PST #785 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
If you can not cure the mouse, help the mouse escape its pain.
That sounds reasonable. Um. How?
Also, if it's saveable, any suggestions on catching it?
Emily - Dec 09, 2005 5:34:18 pm PST #786 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
On the upside, I'm not sure I've ever seen Bastet so happy.
Emily - Dec 09, 2005 5:36:22 pm PST #787 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Well now, it wasn't such a good idea to put it down next to something you can't fit under, now was it, kitty? Even a mouse-brain should be able to figure out it ought to stay under there. Of course, I can't fit under there either...
Gus - Dec 09, 2005 5:38:46 pm PST #788 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
I am struggling here. How might we succor a poor, injured mouse over the Web, when our best local observer can not locate the mouse?
The cat! The cat will be nigh the mouse. It is a certainty.