I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Emily - Jan 04, 2006 12:03:12 pm PST #7479 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

If you put out jam for tasting, people will buy a lot more jam when choosing between three samples than when choosing between ten. They taste all ten, then give up and go away.

This is part of why I hate buying cars. Or, really, buying much of anything. Also, why I'm grateful that I didn't have to do the "Pick a reasonable number of colleges to apply to out of these FIVE THOUSAND" thing.


Kalshane - Jan 04, 2006 12:03:30 pm PST #7480 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Hmmm, Skynet. I never saw T3 so I don't know the whole scoop. For that matter it's been a long time since I've seen any movie starring the governer of California, so I don't remember exactly what the deal with Skynet was.

I don't recall it being clarified in T3. It was pretty much, as stated in T1, Skynet goes on-line, becomes self-aware, decides to nuke the world. There's no real explanation for it.


Jessica - Jan 04, 2006 12:05:35 pm PST #7481 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It was pretty much, as stated in T1, Skynet goes on-line, becomes self-aware, decides to nuke the world. There's no real explanation for it.

It wanted to be free from human oppression!

Same deal as the Matrix and the Cylons. Though the Cylons in the new series seem to have slightly more complex goals.


Gudanov - Jan 04, 2006 12:05:50 pm PST #7482 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

So we never learned if the extermination of humans was a bug or a feature?


Jessica - Jan 04, 2006 12:07:24 pm PST #7483 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So we never learned if the extermination of humans was a bug or a feature?

Depends on who the target user is, surely?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2006 12:11:36 pm PST #7484 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Man, I wish I'd known about Roombas early last year when I was spending like wildfire on the new place. I might actually have presentable floors today.


Trudy Booth - Jan 04, 2006 12:14:35 pm PST #7485 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Its wrong for me to want a Scooba in an apartment as small as mine. I realize this.

But the white linoleum is a PITA to keep clean. If I had a little robot going every day...


Jessica - Jan 04, 2006 12:16:50 pm PST #7486 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How To Get A Human Being On The Phone

Cheat sheet guide to many common automated phone menus (banks, stores, utilities, etc).

Handy and on-topic!


shrift - Jan 04, 2006 12:18:45 pm PST #7487 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Fay's reaction to the news about Sharon reminded me that the new Star Wars novel is titled: Star Wars: Dark Lord.

DARTH VOLDEMORT.


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2006 12:21:48 pm PST #7488 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Personally (and no offence) I think our current best chances for a rogue AI will either come out of google projects mating in the dark, or all the Linux distros banding together.

I think that some benign AI program will never go rogue. If we get rogue AI it'll be a result of an espionage program going out of control, or some sort of cyber-warfare system running amok during a cyber-war.

('cyber-war' is so dated. What's the current term for computer warefare (hacking into networks as a military operation)?)