I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 04, 2006 11:43:27 am PST #7441 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

and didn't have a chance to answer it before Jess reprogrammed me.

Huh. You weren't supposed to remember that...

Rosie the Roomba exemplifies the Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control style of AI rather than the HAL style.

That seals it. I completely need one.


§ ita § - Jan 04, 2006 11:43:48 am PST #7442 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wish I had a bigger kitchen, so I could justify, even slightly, a Scooba.

They're a little defensive on their product comparison page about Scoobas and Roombas being inherently separate devices, but what a killer app is the device that vacuums and mops!

Though they're a bit old-school-Dalekky with the stairs limitation.

Luckily, I have none of those.


P.M. Marc - Jan 04, 2006 11:44:12 am PST #7443 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

How does the Scooba deal with corners? Because if it works, DAMN.

We need to find someone who knows.

Damn. I don't mind vacuuming, and have a decent one at home, so justification of a Roomba = unpossible. Mopping, however, I hate so much that even the WetJet is an occasional chore and my kitchen floor ALWAYS looks like something died on it.


amych - Jan 04, 2006 11:44:43 am PST #7444 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I want the Roomba and the Scooba to mate and make something that decides whether the floor needs mopping or sweeping or vacuuming or shampooing. And then empties its own dirt canister at the end. And peels me grapes. But I suspect I'd be peeling it grapes if it were that good.

stoopid overlords


Lee - Jan 04, 2006 11:45:11 am PST #7445 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

There are SIX Roombas?? My god, how are you supposed to choose?

I think only the Discovery works well. That gets rid of 4.


§ ita § - Jan 04, 2006 11:45:56 am PST #7446 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think only the Discovery works well. That gets rid of 4.

Better than the Scheduler? That looks like Discovery+.


Gudanov - Jan 04, 2006 11:46:31 am PST #7447 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

HAL was an example of bad QA. Or maybe it was just bad project management, there could have been a bug logged for "Conflicting commands leads to murdurous rampage" but the fix didn't make into the release.


brenda m - Jan 04, 2006 11:47:08 am PST #7448 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Which kind did you get, Amy? Anyone else have one?


brenda m - Jan 04, 2006 11:47:48 am PST #7449 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Eek. Did we hear about this yet?

JERUSALEM, Jan. 4-- Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was rushed to Hadassah University Hospital due to cardiac condition late Wednesday, his office and Channel 10 TV said.

The TV report said that Sharon was taken to hospital at his request, and he was fully conscious and talking on the phone as he was taken in his armored car to the hospital.


sarameg - Jan 04, 2006 11:47:58 am PST #7450 of 10002

don't mind vacuuming, and have a decent one at home, so justification of a Roomba = unpossible.

This is me. Though it would take care of the tufts of fur that seem to explode from Devi at random. Or...well, it'd probably cause more of them. I don't think she'd forgive me. She's a little high strung.