Scluptures made out of forks.

(Wasn't that a movie with Glenn Close? She played an evil newspaper head, and I think Tom Hanks was the reporter with strong morals who challenged her? And I think she dies in the end?)

You might be thinking of The Paper. With Michael Keaton, not Hanks. I don't remember Close dying; I thought it was more a dramedy and that sounds kinda dark. I do remember that in the end Keaton heroically gets a scoop by committing an outrageous violation of journalistic ethics. Peculiar movie.

Sculptures made out of forks.

For some reason, I chose to read this as a suggested response to this

Now that I'm getting a Master's degree, I have to dismiss like 88% of the population out of hand, and that's before we've even talked politics or salary!

You might be thinking of The Paper.

That's the one!

I saw it on VHS years ago, so my memory of it's more than a little fuzzy.

Well, Jesse, it's all your fault for pursuing the book-larnin'. And for being inherently money-grubbing.

Well, Jesse, it's all your fault for pursuing the book-larnin'. And for being inherently money-grubbing.

This is why I have to stay with Mike -- he's the only guy I know with TWO masterses.

Bogus hysterical trend pieces. No one wants to marry "down"! Everyone wants to marry "up"! Then how the fuck do people keep getting married?

I'd like to see the trade off on earning potential for good looks on both gender sides. AS IF SUCH THINGS COULD BE ACCURATELY MEASURED.

High levels of education do not necessarily imply high income, for men or women. Says the woman who was 50 pages away from a PhD and currently in a job a high school graduate could hold. Even if I'd gotten the PhD, college teaching is not exactly the world's most lucrative field.

I wonder if, more than income, women want to marry men who have the same level of education they have. I know I fall that way at least. I happily married a penniless grad student, and would have married, say, an artist or a school teacher, but would be less likely to marry my car mechanic or plumber, though both probably make more than the artist or teacher.

If I had it to do over again, I'd probably be a plumber or an electrician or something. But I'd have wanted to go to college first.

Edited because "peniless" looks way too much like "penisless," and that would be mean.

Then how the fuck do people keep getting married?

THEY DON'T!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW OUR COUNTRY IS IN CRISIS???? THE FAMILY IS UNDER ATTACK!!!!!