What about mayo, ita?
Oh, so not good when I already want to throw up. That's not just me, right?
Time to slay. Vampires of the world beware!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 10:48:20 am PST #7030 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
amych - Jan 03, 2006 10:48:58 am PST #7031 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Can I go home? Raging stress headache + DMV-related messes = EVEN MORE STRESS.
Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 10:49:06 am PST #7032 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - “Monster mice” are eating much larger albatross chicks alive, threatening rare bird species on a remote South Atlantic island seen as the world’s most important seabird colony.
“Gough Island hosts an astonishing community of seabirds and this catastrophe could make many extinct within decades,” said Geoff Hilton, a senior research biologist with Britain’s Royal Society for the Protection of Birds.
The house mice — believed to have made their way to Gough decades ago on sealing and whaling ships — have evolved to about three times their normal size.
“We think there are about 700,000 mice, which have somehow learned to eat chicks alive,” he said in a statement.
“The albatross chicks weigh up to 10 kg (22 pounds) and ... the mice weigh just 35 grams; it is like a tabby cat attacking a hippopotamus,” Hilton said.
The rapacious rodents gnaw into the bodies of the defenseless and flightless chicks, leaving a gaping wound that leads to an agonizing death. Scientists say once one mouse attacks the blood seems to draw others to the feast.
Fay - Jan 03, 2006 10:49:46 am PST #7033 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
A cousin of mine just sent me a flyer for a tuck box she's selling for $4,500.
???
Does it vibrate? Does it do the housework? Does it fly?
sarameg - Jan 03, 2006 10:51:31 am PST #7034 of 10002
I used to keep packets in my drawer, until I started using one that had went off, and then decided to err on the side of freshness.
Nothing can beat the condiments I found when we moved offices. Ketchup packages that were suspiciously green through the white plastic. Duck sauce turned pale and watery. The crunchy mustard. The blue mayo. Calcified soy sauce...
You know what? The MARC's website sucks.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 10:52:13 am PST #7035 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What, you people don't spend thousands of dollars on semi-useless art gifts? You people are LAME.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 10:53:59 am PST #7036 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh hey, are there any pharmacy-knowlegable people around?
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 10:55:46 am PST #7037 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The house mice — believed to have made their way to Gough decades ago on sealing and whaling ships — have evolved to about three times their normal size
Can you really evolve over mere decades? Poor chickies.
You people are LAME.
And I bet they don't regularly drop a grand on an outfit they'll only wear once.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 10:57:08 am PST #7038 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And I bet they don't regularly drop a grand on an outfit they'll only wear once.
You know, I really thought I was hanging with a higher class of people around here.
Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 10:59:52 am PST #7039 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Oh hey, are there any pharmacy-knowlegable people around?
Hit me.