You're so nice, Perkins! Could you tell me about the security procedures at the homeless shelter?
Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.
Angel ,'Shells'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 10:25:03 am PST #7018 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Lee - Jan 03, 2006 10:27:50 am PST #7019 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sure!
The policy is no weapons allowed, and we have the right to search anyone we think might be carrying, or just toss them out without searching. We don't have an armed security guard, but several of our full time workers have significant martial arts training.
(you never said I couldn't make crap up.)
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 10:30:53 am PST #7020 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
SWEET.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 10:40:04 am PST #7021 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now I'm pouty. French fries is the only food from the caf I can eat when I'm this nauseated.
But if they have no ketchup, no good. I don't find out about the great ketchup draught of '06 until after spending lunch outside the building, coming back and buying fries. It's not the wasted $1 that bothers me, just the nonchalance of "No, no ketchup!" plus the fact that I know I should eat, but the motivation to leave the building again is weak as shit. Not to mention losing a sweet parking spot.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 10:41:27 am PST #7022 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ugh, sorry. Is there some kind of sudden tomato product shortage? The deli I got my lunch at had no tomato for my sandwich.
Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 10:42:29 am PST #7023 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I have a few ketchup packets in my desk drawer, but unfortunately, I don't think they can be emailed.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2006 10:44:19 am PST #7024 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
If so, I would immediately mail-splat the White House. Imagine the fun! Ketchup all over the front steps!
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 10:45:54 am PST #7025 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
If so, I would immediately mail-splat the White House. Imagine the fun! Ketchup all over the front steps!
Comments like that are going to get you wiretapped.
bon bon - Jan 03, 2006 10:46:03 am PST #7026 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
What about mayo, ita?
Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 10:46:19 am PST #7027 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If so, I would immediately mail-splat the White House. Imagine the fun! Ketchup all over the front steps!
Someone should write this Flash game. Right now.
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