Sure!
The policy is no weapons allowed, and we have the right to search anyone we think might be carrying, or just toss them out without searching. We don't have an armed security guard, but several of our full time workers have significant martial arts training.
(you never said I couldn't make crap up.)
Now I'm pouty. French fries is the only food from the caf I can eat when I'm this nauseated.
But if they have no ketchup, no good. I don't find out about the great ketchup draught of '06 until after spending lunch outside the building, coming back and buying fries. It's not the wasted $1 that bothers me, just the nonchalance of "No, no ketchup!" plus the fact that I know I should eat, but the motivation to leave the building
again
is weak as shit. Not to mention losing a sweet parking spot.
Ugh, sorry. Is there some kind of sudden tomato product shortage? The deli I got my lunch at had no tomato for my sandwich.
I have a few ketchup packets in my desk drawer, but unfortunately, I don't think they can be emailed.
If so, I would immediately mail-splat the White House. Imagine the fun! Ketchup all over the front steps!
If so, I would immediately mail-splat the White House. Imagine the fun! Ketchup all over the front steps!
Comments like that are going to get you wiretapped.
If so, I would immediately mail-splat the White House. Imagine the fun! Ketchup all over the front steps!
Someone should write this Flash game. Right now.
t waits
Oh, that so reminds me of that dancing Bush card last year, where you could pelt him with stuff...loved how the tomatoes squished.