The idea that a bank is telling me to ignore my money doesn't inspire me to hand it over to them. Which means, all other things being equal, they don't get mine.
Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:33:00 am PST #6956 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2006 7:42:02 am PST #6957 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yeah, crunchy-granola yoga instructors and wheat grass-drink advocates can get away with telling me that money's not important and I should stop to smell the roses. My banker better be pre-Christmas Ebeneezer Scrooge and pinch every penny by hand before it goes in the vault.
Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 7:42:24 am PST #6958 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.
In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.
Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.
"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.
Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.
When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.
Fay - Jan 03, 2006 7:43:39 am PST #6959 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
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She's British?
Not Californian?
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Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2006 7:44:25 am PST #6960 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
She's British?
Hee!
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:45:55 am PST #6961 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And there I was thinking that Ann Darrow would never be able to love again after losing Kong--and deciding that was just too weird to bear pondering.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2006 7:46:39 am PST #6962 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Dear Lord, please don't let her be aware of whatever the circumstances were in Australia a few years ago that had dolphins trying to mate with swimmers.
bon bon - Jan 03, 2006 7:48:00 am PST #6963 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
While I'm on the subject of citibank's off advertising, I don't care if it's Adweek's campaign of the year, those identity theft spots are way too unsubtle to be funny.
brenda m - Jan 03, 2006 7:48:39 am PST #6964 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Wait, is it a girl dolphin? I wonder whether the lesbolicious or the beastiality would make Santorum's head explode faster.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:50:10 am PST #6965 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's either a girl dolphin, or a boy dolphin exhibiting some gender dysphoria.
This makes me laugh. Because I know when I was in Aspen, we got into that club. Take that, Mischa!