What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2006 7:44:25 am PST #6960 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

She's British?

Hee!


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:45:55 am PST #6961 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And there I was thinking that Ann Darrow would never be able to love again after losing Kong--and deciding that was just too weird to bear pondering.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2006 7:46:39 am PST #6962 of 10002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Dear Lord, please don't let her be aware of whatever the circumstances were in Australia a few years ago that had dolphins trying to mate with swimmers.


bon bon - Jan 03, 2006 7:48:00 am PST #6963 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

While I'm on the subject of citibank's off advertising, I don't care if it's Adweek's campaign of the year, those identity theft spots are way too unsubtle to be funny.


brenda m - Jan 03, 2006 7:48:39 am PST #6964 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wait, is it a girl dolphin? I wonder whether the lesbolicious or the beastiality would make Santorum's head explode faster.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:50:10 am PST #6965 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's either a girl dolphin, or a boy dolphin exhibiting some gender dysphoria.

This makes me laugh. Because I know when I was in Aspen, we got into that club. Take that, Mischa!


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 7:51:29 am PST #6966 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think it's a boy dolphin named Cindy, but the article doesn't say one way or the other.


Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 7:55:20 am PST #6967 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I like the identity theft ads.

Katie, there is no such thing as safe browsing, only safer. Sorry.

I'm pretty sure I read a short story in the last couple of years about a woman who has a dolphin's baby. But I don't think they were married.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 03, 2006 7:56:47 am PST #6968 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think it's a boy dolphin named Cindy, but the article doesn't say one way or the other.

So it's Cindy the flaming dolphin, rather than otter?


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 7:58:05 am PST #6969 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I ever wore either t-shirts or yellow, I would want this.