"Ooh, can I touch your employee discount?"
"Uh, we're alone now...you don't have to be cute."
"I'm not. Seriously."
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Jan 02, 2006 11:15:51 am PST #6782 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Kate P. - Jan 02, 2006 11:20:36 am PST #6783 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Ach, Jessica, that sucks! I hope they can fix it soon.
But - bookstore!
I know! I'm trying not to get my hopes up too high, because I don't really know anything about him, and so this could easily turn out to be nothing I want to pursue. But I can't help thinking that the bookstore bit bodes well.
"Ooh, can I touch your employee discount?"
Heh.
Fay - Jan 02, 2006 11:21:58 am PST #6784 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Yeah...trailing fingertips along spines, sliding new volumes in between jaded old copies, mounting displays, unwrapping packages...damn. I think I need a cold shower.
Allyson - Jan 02, 2006 11:31:43 am PST #6785 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
OMG BORED!
Took my nephew and SIL to dinner last night, and he threw squash. It was awesome. Yes, I left a large tip.
Then slept over my SIL's and we played a game where he would reach intomy pockets and say, "money?" and then I would give him some money and he would run and put it in his winnie the pooh bank.
It's a great scam.
Nicole - Jan 02, 2006 11:35:53 am PST #6786 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
we played a game where he would reach intomy pockets and say, "money?" and then I would give him some money and he would run and put it in his winnie the pooh bank.
I had a boyfriend like that. Cute when wee ones do it. Thirty year olds? NSM.
Jesse - Jan 02, 2006 11:40:25 am PST #6787 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Your nephew's clearly a financial genius, Allyson.
Yay for Kate's date.
I am so sleepy right now. Maybe I'll actually nap, even. That's very unlike me.
Allyson - Jan 02, 2006 11:41:23 am PST #6788 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
He's just so advanced!
Sue - Jan 02, 2006 11:46:29 am PST #6789 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Yay for dates!
le nubian - Jan 02, 2006 11:56:15 am PST #6790 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
§ ita § - Jan 02, 2006 12:09:01 pm PST #6791 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bookstore yesterday, Fry's today. I do think I'll return some of this--I don't know why I do this to myself and my pocketbook.