When I was a kid, I had an innocent murmur...I'm not sure if I don't now or AHCCCS doctors don't care what my heart sounds like. It might be "A Modest Cost-Cutting proposal" for them not to.

I just submitted this to Reader's Digest for "All In A Day's Work":

I work for a building management company and I process all of the utility bills for our retail stores. One in particular kept giving me grief because each month, the bill was significantly less than the month prior. I called the utility company to ask if we could have a new meter read and they asked what the name of the store was. I looked down at all of my bills – Weight Watchers.

Two nights in a row of no sleep--okay, almost no sleep, and pretty much no sleep that lasted longer than 1 hour--leaves me a total wreak. But on the upside, I just arrived at work and now I am eating lunch at my desk. On the upper side, said lunch includes a Peets Americano. Also on the upper side, I drove to work in the NEW MINIVAN.

Yay!

And to reassure msbelle, my lunch is salmon and salad.

thank dog someone is eating healthy.

Also, I am not crazy.

I kind of want ice cream. Maybe I am crazy.

wanting ice cream is never crazy.

I kind of want ice cream. Maybe I am crazy.

You might be, but not for that.

Yes.

I had a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch. Of course, that was 5 hours ago.

The sysadmins are still drinking. They are rather raucous.

OK then. That's good, anyway.

I am getting a haircut toinight. My haircut place is completely out of the way of where I would ever normally travel and so it always feels like a treat.