Or a shredder.
Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?
'Beneath You'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 31, 2005 6:40:24 am PST #6358 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Dec 31, 2005 6:58:52 am PST #6359 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But I neeeed all this stuff!
This is the problem with a "professional" grad school program: It really seems like a lot of this stuff will be useful later. Or else I'll toss it all after graduation.
Kalshane - Dec 31, 2005 7:18:13 am PST #6360 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Apologies if someone has already linked this, because I'm a big old skipper:
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
(I find some of the animation disturbing, but the song by itself is pretty funny.)
tommyrot - Dec 31, 2005 7:53:50 am PST #6361 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Heh.
There. Culture has hit its zenith. We can do no more....
Consuela - Dec 31, 2005 7:55:53 am PST #6362 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Huh. Just got my first Emergency Warning broadcast, for flooding along the Russian River.
Happy New Year's Eve, everyone!
I have a leak in the sink, which is annoying. I'm gonna have to find a plumber, as replacing the drain on my kitchen sink really doesn't appeal.
§ ita § - Dec 31, 2005 8:02:58 am PST #6363 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just snagged the MP3 of Ultimate Showdown. Definitely goes on my upbeat playlist.
You know, if I had an Emergency Warning broadcast, I wouldn't know unless they e-mailed me. Did you see it on TV or hear it on the radio, Consuela?
Consuela - Dec 31, 2005 8:05:55 am PST #6364 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
It broke into the NPR programming, ita.
P.M. Marc - Dec 31, 2005 8:08:10 am PST #6365 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
b) Why were people confused when Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett? Makes perfect sense to me. I'm craxy over him.
I was confused because her having that much taste seemed weird.
And then I was confused because people were confused for other reasons. Lyle Lovett is lovely.
§ ita § - Dec 31, 2005 8:09:53 am PST #6366 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I hope it turns out to be nothing, Consuela.
I guess that's a problem with people timeshifting their TV and radio -- there's less of a way to get through to them Right Away. OTOH, last time I was made aware of an alert, someone called one of the people I was out with, and then two of us used our phones to get on the web and look up the story as it was breaking.
Consuela - Dec 31, 2005 8:21:50 am PST #6367 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
They're telling people to get out of low-lying areas along the river in Sonoma County.
And we just got a NWS Severe Thunder Storm warning for eastern Alameda County. Huh. It's not even raining right now.